You Made The Boi Upsetti

You made the boi upsetti

You look at me right frigging now and tell me this ain’t the most badass hero in the entire multiverse. Go on, I dare you.

Robotnik looking like an eerie menace on the Saturn version of Sonic 3D Blast’s pause screen during boss fights

That moment when y’all are bored but don’t wanna do work

People of the Psychonauts Community, I have an announcement to make…NORMA X FRAZIE SUCKS TOTAL SHIT AND IS ONE OF THE WORST PSYCHONAUTS SHIPS EVER CREATED!

Yeah, that’s right. I said it. It’s the bloody worst.

Why exactly do you ask? Well that’s really easy, and allow me to fill your heads with knowledge from yours truly. IT’S FRIGGIN SHALLOW AS HELL!

They have ZERO interaction. ZIP! ZERO! NADA! IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE FOR THESE TO EVEN GET ALONG AT ALL! 0% interaction and the dynamic most people picture it is extremely incorrect. Most people only do it because “Oh, they both do pyrokinesis” even though Frazie doesn’t even do Pyrokinesis. And also because “they both mean girls to Raz,” EVEN THOUGH FRAZIE IS JUST BEING A TYPICAL OLDER SISTER TO RAZ. OLDER SISTERS JUST PESTER THEIR LITTLE BROTHERS BECAUSE IT’S WHAT THEY DO! Norma on the other hand is nothing but a total bully that dislikes Raz and tries to belittle him in a ruder, cruder manner. She’s tried convincing the Interns that he’s the mole when she has LITTLE TO ZERO evidence about it all. Not to mention she’s a snitch bitch and a know-it-all nobody. You seriously think Frazie would even go out with someone that actively and personally picks on her little brother. She would rather freaking purple nurple her after all she’s done. And as a quick side-note, Norma’s one of THE WORST characters in the Psychonauts franchise, I’m not joking. The only action she’ll ever get is her eating hot dogs.

And there ya go, that’s why I find Norma X Frazie to be one of the worst Psychonauts ships ever created. I hope this knowledge allows you to understand the truth about this ship and think of it in a different manner, and if you don’t like what I said and want to hate on what I said as well…1. Cope. And 2. I honestly don’t care.

Smug Sonic