God I Love Switching Video Games And Just Fucking Up The Controls On The New One. Just Switched Over

God I love switching video games and just fucking up the controls on the new one. Just switched over from New Vegas to Outer worlds and now I just keep t-bagging corpses trying to pull up my pip boy that I don’t have. It’s a blast.

One person at work likes to go into the bathrooms and switch the toilet paper the wrong way and I don’t know who they are. All I know is they’re the bane of my existence and my sworn enemy.

My brain honestly needs to learn how to prioritize it’s actions better. If I sing while I’m driving 100% of my brain power goes to singing and driving is just left up to muscle memory. Like I know this song is a bop but we should probably use at least 10% of our focus on trying not to crash the damn car.

Me: No I’m not into calling anyone daddy and quite frankly I think it’s a bit gross

Me after watching Bo Burnham call himself daddy in his new comedy special: Aw fuck

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

and its free