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Allura: Please Talk To Him, Keith Would Throw Himself In Front Of A Moving Car For You.

Allura: Please talk to him, Keith would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Shiro: Keith would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Pidge: I'm thinking about getting a dog.

Allura: Oh, can she? Can she get a dog, please Shiro?

Shiro: No. If you get a dog, I'm going to be the one stuck taking care of it.

Pidge: You wouldn't have to take care of it.

Shiro: Really? And who watered the philodendron on your bookcase and sang it back to life?

Pidge: Yeah, that was made out of silk, Shiro.

Hunk: Okay, Pidge, what you need is indeed something that buries a bone, but I'm not talking about a dog. I'm talking about a man.

Pidge: Here we go.

Hunk: You're clearly trying to fill a hole

Lance: [About to say something dirty]

Hunk: ...in her heart.

Hunk: You feel like the seventh wheel, because now Lotor is with Allura and Lance's with Keith and Shay's with Big Fudge.

Lance: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Big Fudge.

Lance: "With"? I am not "with" Keith. Wrong preposition.

Lance: Later tonight I'm hoping to be on Keith, right? Or under Keith, right? Or, we're all adults, I'll just say it behind Keith.

Allura: [Singing] Oh, Lance's got feeling for a boy.

Lance: Yeah. Penis feelings. Because he's hot.


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Pidge: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand just to seem smart.

Lance: I photosynthesize with this


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Adam: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Once my boyfriend asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Shiro: What kind of animal is the pink panther?

Adam, already taking off his clothes: Oh my god Shiro you’re so fucking stupid


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