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This Is My Favourite Meme

this is my favourite meme

Meme, image split in two halves. 
One half is black and white photo of two gay men. One hugs another from behind. Both have sad/languid facial expressions. One of men asks another in Russian: "Кто из нас будет варить борщ?" Translation: Whom of us will cook borshch?
Second half is photo in color of two lesbians in about to kiss position: their faces are close to each other, one holds face of another in hands. One of women asks another in Russian language: "Зачем мы наварили столько борща?" Translation: Why we cooked so much borshch?

Кто из нас будет варить борщ? /// Whom of us will cook borshch?

Зачем мы наварили столько борща? /// WHY WE COOKED SO MUCH BORSHCH?

And tone of joke is lost it translation :/


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When superpowered characters who based huge part of their identity on their powers lose their powers

When Superpowered Characters Who Based Huge Part Of Their Identity On Their Powers Lose Their Powers

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More realistic version: Character has to rebuild their whole life after losing their superpower because a lot of their habits were shaped by them

More fluff version: character A takes care and helps character B after power loss

More grim version: character placed their whole value in their superpower and after loss they are not only discarded by society/community but also they lose their self worth

More therapy version: Character detaches from their superpower because they feel like that they're valued only for their superpower and it hurts them deeply to be seen only as vessel of their power. And in loss of superpower they experience both devastation and liberation

More lore material version: group therapy for those who lost their superpowers

Hope version: character after loss finds their new occupation in mentoring other character with same/similar power


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YES YES YES YES YES

I can't use mine for most of activities because it's very loud and distracts me, but I take it to shower, so I'm not stuck there for 1.5 hours

I was reminded today that not everyone knows about one of my favorite ADHD/time blindness helpers.

behold! the magic of the egg timer:

a simple white egg timer with a clock face with the number 0 on top
a chicken shaped egg timer
a black cat shaped egg timer
a lemon shaped egg timer

pros:

quick and easy to set (no long setup, no typing, just a twist)

mechanical (no batteries required)

remaining time visible

comes in fun shapes and sizes (add your favorite to this post!!)

cons:

can be loud

can't be attached to your wrist

can only be set to up to 59 minutes


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What if they... what if they turned "DO NOT OPEN" coffin upside down???


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