I Didnt Have To Tell A Respected, Tenured Academic That A Small But Passionate Community Of Shippers

i didn’t have to tell a respected, tenured academic that a small but passionate community of shippers wrote intense and at times deeply erotic fanfiction about jesse eisenberg and andrew garfield because of “the social network” but i think it was important to the philosophical discussion at hand

People on Smallville: Somebody Save Me!

Clark Kent:

what if dating apps had their own version of spotify wrapped??? like i want a fun lil slideshow presentation to tell me fun lil facts like “most people you matched with are homosexuals with strong feelings about the muppet movies”. i think i’m onto something…

Me: Oh yeah? Well could an autistic person do this?!

Me: Delivers an unprompted 45 minute seminar on the political, philosophical and poetic significance of bees in ancient literature with a special emphasise on their significance in Rome during the period from the death of Caesar to early Augustan Rome - pausing to point out how contentious the term “Augustan” is in this context.

My Friends: Yeah…yeah, I’m pretty sure like only autistic people can do that buddy.

I personally think that Gloria/The Bride from Bride of Re-Animator is dating Frankenhooker, they're married.

buffy and spidey (well like certain iterations of spidey) have such similar energy. i’m too tired to elaborate, so just enjoy this one instance of them using the same phrase xoxo