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The Entirety Of Breaking Dawn Part 2 Was So Boring Bc Her Life Was Just So Perfect And Her Only Issue

the entirety of breaking dawn part 2 was so boring bc her life was just so perfect and her only issue was her family dying from the volturi (they didn’t) and her daughter aging to death (she wont)

vampire bella could’ve been so much. and ended up being so little

I'm just saying everything about vampire!bella is a copout.

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Latest hyperfixation are slashers! This is not a PSA, it’s an apology for the person I’m about to become


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Something I forgot to add on my last post!!

None of my OCs exist in the same universe! I have other Encanto OCs but they do not interact and are not present in each other’s stories. So if some events in my future fics are different from my other ones, it’s not a writing error, it’s because they are different stories

Headcanon for Encanto

(Psst, lemme know if anyone else had the same one, this occurred to me yesterday and I haven’t seen any content similar or the same))

What if the reason that the Casita was breaking was because it sensed Abuela Alma was dying? It wanted her to fix her relationship with her family and reunite Bruno with the family before she passed so she’d rest peacefully. Mirabel would be the one to inherit the candle and take over as the Madrigal Family Matriarch, so in a sense, she was the one who had to fix it from as an outside source. It makes sense, the house responds to her better than anyone (but that could just be because most of the movie is entirely from her perspective) and she talks to it as if it actually speaks to her; she understands it.

This occurred to me when I was listening to Dos Oruguitas, which plays during the scene on which Alma and Pedro’s relationship is recounted to Mirabel, and his death, and then when Mirabel makes up with Alma. The entire song describes the basis of their relationship; how they met, fell in love, and then were torn apart. If you listened to the English version or read the translation, you would find the lyrics “don’t you hold on too tight, both of you know it’s your time to grow, to fall apart and reunite, wonders await you, just on the other side, trust they’ll be there and start to prepare for your tomorrow”. For most of the movie, you’d assume that Abuela was already a butterfly, she had to grow and become stronger for her family, but at the end of the song, once Mirabel and Abuela “reunite” the lyrics change from “oruguitas” to “mariposas”; from caterpillars to butterflies. Abuela emerging from her chrysalis and becoming a butterfly is a metaphor for her preparing to reunite with Pedro, and her “preparing for tomorrow” is accepting that her family is more than the miracle, that they don’t need powers to be safe, and making Mirabel her successor.

It’s really sad and really romantic and I wanted to share it to see if it was just something that was obvious from the context.

Also, if y’all want some Madrigal fanfic (no incest, and no smut for the minors- they can be aged up, but I will absolutely not write any sort of romantic relationships for Antonio bc he’s baby no matter what -bc gross) I’ve got some ideas and I’ll probably be posting my OCs sometime today


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In preparation for the new Bella/Jasper fic I’m writing headcanons for them getting together!

(This is under the assumption that they are both single following the main events of New Moon)

In Preparation For The New Bella/Jasper Fic Im Writing Headcanons For Them Getting Together!

Jasper would probably hate himself for having feelings for Bella, for a lot of reasons, the biggest being that she was his little brother’s ex-girlfriend and that he’d tried to kill her once.

Bella would be much more laid back if not a little anxious for Alice and Edward’s sake, she wanted to avoid awkward confrontation if her and Jasper did get together

Bella would go to Esme for advice but Esme wouldn’t judge her (Rosalie) or make it too sexual (Emmett) and was a woman (sorry Carlisle and Charlie)

Jasper would ask Carlisle for help concerning a friend (he would do that don’t lie to yourself) because Carlisle was understanding and would pretend not to see through it

Esme and Carlisle tell them both the same thing; to confront each other head on (romantically) and hope they return each others feelings

(Carlisle and Esme both know who the other is talking about and are laughing at them behind the scenes, all in all they want their kids to be happy)

Bella is probably the instigator, she’s an adult, she’s dated a vampire before and she’s survived multiple attacks at the hands of other vampires; she could deal with one more that she actually liked

Jasper would’ve admitted it first, bc I mean come on, look at him, man’s is up for any confrontation, Bella just happened to get to him first

She was pretty low key about it too, she just told him she was falling for him and asked if he also had feelings for her, they were both very happy he said yes

Jasper wanted at least one monumental moment caused by him in their relationship, so before she could walk away to squeal to Esme, he grabbed her hip and pulled her into a sweet kiss

Emmett and Rosalie were in the room as well judging by the exaggerated moans and the scolding to not ruin their moment, it was nice to know they both supported it

Alice came in from the kitchen window with a lofty call of “Finally” she went to sit beside her two other siblings

Edward had gone to Denali after reading Esme’s thoughts in Bella asking out Jasper, he doesn’t agree with it and needs to get over that, he is happy that Jasper returns her feelings and can take care of her but then he’s reminded that he’s Jasper and changes his mind

Very cute, little awkward but pretty good, pretty good


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Guys, I need to know how to create a master list. If someone knows how to do that and sees this

PLEASE HELP ME

Thx bby


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