The Shocking Truth Of What Is Going On In Our Public Libraries! (My Latest Guardian Books Cartoon)

The shocking truth of what is going on in our public libraries! (My latest Guardian Books cartoon)

tbh shoutout to the over 40s on tumblr, sorry the internet acts like yall belong in the retirement home when ur literally just regular adults with hobbies

This first thing I thought when I woke up from surgery was I am so hungry and I need ramen right now! but the second thing I thought was Oh my god, I'm safe.

I was safe.

I thought about having kids someday, but the thought was always divorced from the concept of having to grow them in my body. Whenever I thought about it, I would either start screaming or my mind would shut down. My worst nightmares featured discovering I was pregnant, and realizing I would have to keep it, and go through childbirth. I was terrified.

I got the surgery, and realized I was safe, and I never had those nightmares ever again. It was like finding out I was bulletproof.

Later, I looked at the broken condom, and I didn't see my life flash before my eyes. I didn't see my hopes and dreams turn to ash as I pivoted all my energy into a child I didn't want. I didn't see a possibility of starvation or homelessness because my already modest income went to a child I couldn't afford. I didn't see my disabled body becoming further disabled, or killed, by a pregnancy that I didn't want.

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Castiel’s Rescue from the Empty🌈

Destiel Crack featuring:

Sam saves the day by opening Bi-frost portal for Dean.

Destiel has Jerry Maguire for the feels.

J2M screencaps from spn s10e3/s15e13/s15-rbr-promo and rainbow screencap from Thor Ragnarock

Dean: *sobbing* Cas, I know this isn’t the end for you. We always find a way back to each other. The Empty won’t beat us. Sam: Dean, I think I know how to rescue Cas. I read in the lore that the Norse hammer, Mjölnir, can open portals to other worlds. Dean: Do you mean like rifts? Sam: Uh yeah, kind of I guess. But the bifrost portal looks more like a rainbow. Sam: Ok, here goes nothing. Mjölnir, jeg befaler deg å åpne broen og ta broren min til sin elskede. Dean: WEEEEEEEEEEE! *riding on a rainbow* Castiel: *sees a glowing beacon of light in the Empty* Castiel: Hmm… why does that glowing blob sound like Dean playing on the monkey bars? Dean: Hello Cas. Castiel: Dean– Dean: I rode a rainbow here to rescue you. I know that sounds gay, and I’ve said gay isn’t my thing. But after soul-searching, I realized I’m not straight and that’s okay. Dean: I need you Cas. My life’s not complete, not nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete because I’m not sharing it with you. I couldn’t hear your voice or watch the light rest on your face. I miss my – I miss my Cas. Dean: I love you. You – complete me. And I just had– Castiel: Dean, shut up. Just shut up. Castiel: You had me at hello. Castiel: *faces Dean* You had me at hello. Dean & Castiel: WEEEEEEEEEEE! *riding on a rainbow* Dean: Damn it Cas! I wanted to grip you tight this time! Castiel: Ok cowboy, I promise next time you can be on top, and you can do the gripping. Sam: Really guys? It takes God ending the multiverse for you to finally admit you want to jump each other’s bones. Castiel: Sam, I think your brother must be a broom because he just swept me off my feet. Sam: Just kill me now.