Personally, I Used To Use My Barbies To Play Out Scenes From Homefront World War 2. I Actually Learned

Personally, I used to use my barbies to play out scenes from homefront World War 2. I actually learned a lot by doing it.

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.

Very Bad Idea:

What if we replaced “mean, median, and mode” with “meme, memeian, and mood”?

Yep. Forgot to check the url name. ALWAYS check the url name.

What Went Wrong On Apollo 13

Friend: “why are these grapes so round?” Other friend: “don’t slut shame the grapes”

SOMEONE WRITE THIS!!

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

Fuck you Todd.

What if we used to be able to make wishes, but then someone wished we couldn’t.