Well Shit Okay Then

Well shit okay then

Bat Boys Having an Argument

Dick: I've been here the longest. I have seniority!

Jason Todd: But I was adopted first!

Dick: *gasp* So!

Tim: Guys... can we ju-

Damian: Well, I was born his son, long before you were even in the picture, Todd!

Tim: Can we please just chose something to watch?

They are, truly, their fathers’ sons

Made a little something for Shazam, but ya know, I tried my best XD

Things Dick Grayson would say

“Please please please, for once in your life, try NOT to get us all killed? Please? Can you do that? Can you do that for your big brother?”

“None of you are invited to my wedding. Or my future child’s wedding. Or my future child’s future child’s wedding.”

“Dont make me play the ‘I’m Bruce’s favorite’ Card. Becuase I will if i have to.”

“I have never ever had Batarang come back before. Ever. I throw it and some other-dimensional portal must eat it or something becuase it does not come back.”

“I wish that just once we could all have dinner together without someone getting stabbed. But that’s apparently too much to ask of you psychopaths”

“At least when I throw shade, it’s come back at me. UNLIKE A BATARANG-”

“Hi, I’m Dick. I’m the mentally stable one.”

“See, this is why I moved to Blüdhaven. Our streets maybe filled with drunks and pimps, but at least I dont step in human feces on the sidewalk.”

“I’m not mad, just disappointed. I thought you knew better, Bruce.”

“When I was little I asked Santa for a Pony and, instead of giving me a pony, he murdered my Parents. It wasn’t even Christmas…”

“C'mon Gotham. You’re better than this.”

“C'mon Bruce. You’re better than this.”

“C'mon me. I’m better than this”

if people ask me, “do you have a boyfriend?” i will immediatly will say yes and think of this handsome man

the man i’d die for