Hey So I Just Saw The New Minecraft Live Im Not Even Halfway Through And WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Hey so I just saw the new Minecraft live I’m not even halfway through and WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THW FUCK.

FUCK THAT ENTIRE BIOME ENTIRELY

WHAT THE FUCK MOJANG

WHY

do you see my vision

Villain monologing menacingly: MWAHAHA MY EVIL PLAN IS FINALLY COMING TO FRUITION! THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!!!

Hero tied up over a volcano: YOU’LL NEVER GET A GAY WITH THIS!!!

Villain still monologing: BUT I ALREADY- wait what? Did you mean away?

Hero still tied up over a volcano: did I stutter skittle squad?

Side kick equally tide up but in a less sexy position: HE SAID YOU GET NO BITCHES

Nah that man is a elementary school teacher-

The only appropriate response to kakashi’s statement is “DANM RIGHT I DID!” And basking in the respect that he DESERVES

I see your (general) “Kakashi expects children to be half as smart as he was at that age” AU and raise you a “Kakashi thinks children are way dumber than they actually are” AU. His only in-person experiences with pre genin are himself, a year at the academy, and Naruto.

So he’s convinced that Iruka is some kind of god for wrangling 17 half-feral children (and Naruto) into real human beings who can read and write and use chopsticks and deadly weapons. Yes, clan children probably learn a bit before, but still.

Kakashi: can’t believe you taught them almost everything they know

Iruka: I didn’t??

Kakashi: I watched you turn 18 hellions into mostly functional members of society

Iruka: most of my kids were well behaved

Kakashi: they absolutely were not, I once saw baby Shino bite Chouji and Hinata took out Gai’s kneecaps because he stood still long enough for her to catch him

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

All of this while being the single mother to a child with adhd, dyslexia, and crippling abandonment issues, AND a SECOND JOB working ADMINISTRATION for idiots who stop going to school at TWELVE!

This is why for the 2024 election I am voting for Iruka umi-

I see your (general) “Kakashi expects children to be half as smart as he was at that age” AU and raise you a “Kakashi thinks children are way dumber than they actually are” AU. His only in-person experiences with pre genin are himself, a year at the academy, and Naruto.

So he’s convinced that Iruka is some kind of god for wrangling 17 half-feral children (and Naruto) into real human beings who can read and write and use chopsticks and deadly weapons. Yes, clan children probably learn a bit before, but still.

Kakashi: can’t believe you taught them almost everything they know

Iruka: I didn’t??

Kakashi: I watched you turn 18 hellions into mostly functional members of society

Iruka: most of my kids were well behaved

Kakashi: they absolutely were not, I once saw baby Shino bite Chouji and Hinata took out Gai’s kneecaps because he stood still long enough for her to catch him