Obsessed With This Baby Hippo From Thailand's Khao Khew Zoo.. She Has Been So Utterly Betrayed By The

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

Villain monologing menacingly: MWAHAHA MY EVIL PLAN IS FINALLY COMING TO FRUITION! THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!!!

Hero tied up over a volcano: YOU’LL NEVER GET A GAY WITH THIS!!!

Villain still monologing: BUT I ALREADY- wait what? Did you mean away?

Hero still tied up over a volcano: did I stutter skittle squad?

Side kick equally tide up but in a less sexy position: HE SAID YOU GET NO BITCHES

do you see my vision

Nah that man is a elementary school teacher-

The only appropriate response to kakashi’s statement is “DANM RIGHT I DID!” And basking in the respect that he DESERVES

I see your (general) “Kakashi expects children to be half as smart as he was at that age” AU and raise you a “Kakashi thinks children are way dumber than they actually are” AU. His only in-person experiences with pre genin are himself, a year at the academy, and Naruto.

So he’s convinced that Iruka is some kind of god for wrangling 17 half-feral children (and Naruto) into real human beings who can read and write and use chopsticks and deadly weapons. Yes, clan children probably learn a bit before, but still.

Kakashi: can’t believe you taught them almost everything they know

Iruka: I didn’t??

Kakashi: I watched you turn 18 hellions into mostly functional members of society

Iruka: most of my kids were well behaved

Kakashi: they absolutely were not, I once saw baby Shino bite Chouji and Hinata took out Gai’s kneecaps because he stood still long enough for her to catch him

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

We don’t talk enough about how fanfiction writers love to give character large amounts of non-specific paperwork they hate doing