I Don't Think Women Can Be Funny. I Wouldn't Consider Myself A Misogynist Or Even Transphobe, As So Often

I don't think women can be funny. I wouldn't consider myself a misogynist or even transphobe, as so often comes with my ideology (All genders deserve equal pay and voting rights of course.) Transgender people in my eye are a little complicated because there is nonbinary and such, but generally "binaries" in regards to transgender people fall into their cisgender counterparts' categories. This is also a possible way to determine someone's "true gender" (if a man is not funny it is likely she will come out as transgender in the future.) I have seen female comedians and such but they have a different way of carrying themselves that tells me they do not know how to make a joke. Discovering your blog has been interesting to me because you seem to understand comedy much better than other females. Maybe you're not quite to the gold standard that men have achieved and perhaps your prowess is due to the Internet being a different medium but you have merit that many don't. Consider a career in screenwriting.

Surviving the rural south

If you pass something strange on the side of the road, keep driving and do not look back.

Pay close attention to the red lights of the turbines, seek indoors if one sticks out, DO NOT STARE.

Don't look into the eyes of a jack rabbit for long, they've seen more than you can know

Those screams aren't always coyotes, nor human.

Listen to the cicadas, if they go silent, run.

Look at the mesquite trees for impaled creatures, as they are signs of a shrike nest. They are mostly peaceful, as long as you don't bleed on the tree or touch their food.

Don't try to find the ends of fences, you never will.

Respect the deer.

Never trust a white truck.

Always count the crows.

Never go where buzzards circle.

Watch the animals

Never wear opened toes shoes at night

Writing tip for fantasy worlds!

If your writing a fantasy world and want to make the ethnicities within it realistic, keep in mind the biological reason certain races have certain traits!

For example, darker skin has more melanin, which is more resistant to uv rays and skin cancer.

To the people of Tumblr obsessed with bones (not that kind get your head out of the gutter) what animal do you think this comes from? because I have no idea.

More on my ever after high oc, Ena. I love her so much she's my lil windup child

Just watched good omens and I have to point out.

When Nina asks Crowley how long him and azi have been together and Crowley denies him being a husband or boyfriend, she responds;

"Do you have a husband or boyfriend? Is he your bit on the side?"

Not "do you have a partner?"

It's "do you have a husband or boyfriend?"

she took one look at this man and not only assumed him and azi have to be involved romantically somehow, but also the idea that there is NO POSSIBLE WAY Crowley isn't gay.