Surviving The Rural South

Surviving the rural south

If you pass something strange on the side of the road, keep driving and do not look back.

Pay close attention to the red lights of the turbines, seek indoors if one sticks out, DO NOT STARE.

Don't look into the eyes of a jack rabbit for long, they've seen more than you can know

Those screams aren't always coyotes, nor human.

Listen to the cicadas, if they go silent, run.

Look at the mesquite trees for impaled creatures, as they are signs of a shrike nest. They are mostly peaceful, as long as you don't bleed on the tree or touch their food.

Don't try to find the ends of fences, you never will.

Respect the deer.

Never trust a white truck.

Always count the crows.

Never go where buzzards circle.

Watch the animals

Never wear opened toes shoes at night

Back on the ever after high obsession. Ima describe my oc and post her later.

Her name is Ena Mel. The daughter of Coppelia.

A porcelain windup doll brought to life, though with several imperfections.

She can't move her face and her movements and quite rigid. She needs to be wound up again to be able to move. And she can't speak whatsoever (though she does communicate through sign language)

Despite all this, she is still a ballerina and loves to dance.

She's best friends with Duchess, and she often joins in with alot of her schemes. They both don't have very happy endings to their stories, so they both are a little resentful of the rebels that do and yet throw that all away.

She's quite shy but a huge romantic. Often reading love stories. She really likes attention but can't hold it due to her aforementioned inability to speak, emote, and sometimes move.

Prob gonna do some comics with her because I love her to death

I was rewatching Gravity Falls and I have to point out.

Wendy asked robbie if he remembered dipper from the convenience store and he replied "um.. no?"

We assumed he was just trying to forget it, but what if he legitimately didn't remember because of the society of the blind eye?

Don't you love it when your brother randomly runs up to you and says, "hypothetical, you walk into a Krispy Kreme and Billie eilish is there getting jumped by 5 danny devitos. What do you do?"

Just watched good omens and I have to point out.

When Nina asks Crowley how long him and azi have been together and Crowley denies him being a husband or boyfriend, she responds;

"Do you have a husband or boyfriend? Is he your bit on the side?"

Not "do you have a partner?"

It's "do you have a husband or boyfriend?"

she took one look at this man and not only assumed him and azi have to be involved romantically somehow, but also the idea that there is NO POSSIBLE WAY Crowley isn't gay.

To the people of Tumblr obsessed with bones (not that kind get your head out of the gutter) what animal do you think this comes from? because I have no idea.