My Phone Takes Pleasure In Causing Me Pain.

My phone takes pleasure in causing me pain.

-submission von @wurbel

Da fehlt am Ende nur der mic drop!

How to end a friendship - Part 4 - The Prank

James Potter by Jamie @ask-themaraudersmap Lily Evans by AK @asktheslytherpuff Peter Pettigrew by Becci @ask-themaraudersmap Remus Lupin by Sami @das-alien-vom-planeten-wooh Severus Snape by Sue @psycat-sue Sirius Black by Reike @askpadfoot

Sirius: Snivellus. Excellent. Sirius and James are walking over to Severus

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The captain has fucking rainbow coloured folders in his office

I just started watching Brooklyn nine-nine, I am 15 minutes in and I don't regret a thing.

I did a thing again!!!

This was our holiday song this year, and it was stuck in my head all day...first time trying to sing not only the main voice but also the accompanying voice that my friend usually sings

hope you enjoy it as much as i enjoy this beautiful song, and tell me what you think of my cover <3

(Also @tinylilemrys I don’t really know why i feel the need to tag you in all of my singing posts, but here you go :D)

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*Mum is already planning some future events including the guy I dated ONCE* Me: That’s why I don’t tell you this stuff. You immediately start planning like my wedding. Dad: you should be relieved she’s not planning your divorce already.

Visiting my parents...

*showing my mum a picture of a guy I like* Mum: he looks like a teacher on a ship I once had a crush on! Dad: the gay one? Mum: nah, that was another one…it sure took me a while to realise why he’d never responded to my flirting though.