Aligula Head Cannons

Aligula Head Cannons

So, I've always spelled her name AliguLa not AliguRa because of how it sounds in the anime (where I was first introduced to her) thus the pet name Lily and such... that and I have tried studying Japanese as a language and they don't typically pronounce L (best example I have is from Death Note where they call Light Kira because it sounds like Killer. See, R instead of L's...) anyways, rant over. Not that anyone has ever tried correcting me, I'm just hyper-caffeinated and working on everything at once (in a good way) and this just crept up on me like a bad leg cramp -^-

Her fixation on cute and girly stuff has always been part of her personality

^ This is why she even became the Queen of Monomania

She was a beauty pageant contender, but doesn't like how she can't get too far on being adorable instead of maturely beautiful

She loves the Disney Princess movies (and those that follow that kind of powerful and cute woman) and has cutesy dresses based on each

She can and will prance around singing at the top of her lungs

Though her song choice goes from Disney to Halsey to Megan Trainor and everyone in between

If it has a female lead, she listens to it and sings it

ADORES duets and love songs

Has a secret soft spot for Country music (though her aesthetic is more pop)

Her bed is a nest of cute plushies, good luck escaping the plushie pit...

Despite her cute aesthetic, she despises unicorns. Not even Femt knows why though... (she prefers elephants... ???)

She also has a proclivity for horror movies (and gory ones but she'll never admit it)

PKMN AU 1&2: She has multiple Phanpy and Cufant that she gushes over constantly. She never trains them or shows them off, but she does adore them

Children of Libra AU: never causes chaos around the schools because she has a soft spot for kids in general (she doesn't want to admit it though, only she can be cute in the relationship...)

She loves game nights, but she gets insanely competitive so its best to keep it to simple games like Scene It and Apples to Apples

She is like an elf or a dwarf, once she starts working on a project, you won't see her for days at a time

She will always try to prolong cuddling, doesn't matter if it's on the couch, the bed, or just swaying in the kitchen while trying to cook, she will not let go

She isn't good at cooking, but she's excellent at baking and candy making (melting chocolates, hard tac candies, and caramel)

She usually outsources most of her coding for her machines, but she does all the building and welding for each project

She rivals Patrick and Neyka in that department, though she doesn't make "traditional" weapons

Other than Dog and Deldro, she's only "loved" three other people (not counting x Reader/ s/o)

Though those three people were long before she became Queen of Monomania

Her bedroom is an absolute mess, but her labs are perfectly organized

^ But heaven help you if you try tidying up cause she really does know where everything is and won't appreciate you moving it all around

Vanishing [Chain x Reader]

You stood over Chain as she hurled into the toilet... again. Another night out with the werewolf bureau had her reeling from going overboard. The scent of booze on her was strong enough for you to be able to smell it, which was saying something.

Being a blood breed, you normally couldn't smell anything except blood and occasionally Chain when she was invisible. Though that was usually because she was amplifying her scent for your benefit. That one time you almost shish-kabobbed her when she just appeared in front of you had been more than enough reason for that.

"You really need to find another way to unwind." You sighed, mixing a small tonic in the only clean mug in the apartment, "Before you single-handedly cause an alcohol shortage."

The pitiful look on Chain's face was too cute. Even though you were supposed to feel bad about it, you couldn't help but smile. Handing her the perfectly mixed concoction and making sure she didn't spill any of it.

"I can't help it." Chain tried making excuses, "We weren't didn't drink the place dry this time!"

You just looked at her, "Really? This time, eh? I'll bet they barely have three bottles to clink together."

Chain pouted over an empty mug. Just because you were right, didn't mean you needed to say it out loud.

"Oh c'mon, I made that... oh what was it called..." You offered a hand to Chain, "Uh, that one thing you burnt. The one with the chicken in it."

Chain frowned a little, "Are you trying to cheer me up or make me loose more of my stomach?"

"I followed the recipe thank you very much!"

You were being giggled at. All the booze was getting to her head, cause she was giggling at you. At least your attempts to cook never set the kitchen on fire...

Probably a Bad Decision [K.K. & Chain with Reader]

K.K. was a little too insistent about going out without partners. While She tried have invited others, only Chain was free to tag along. Though the three of you had a plan, you knew your real job tonight was keeping K.K. and Chain from draining Hellsalem's Lot of all its alcohol.

At least the night was starting slow, bad choice burgers and bottomless fries to prep all of you for the unholy amounts of booze you were about to consume.

"So, Chain." K.K. leaned in, waving a fry at the younger woman, "When are you going to find someone? And I don't mean pining for Scarface."

The dark-haired woman tried hiding her face, "I... I'm not all that interested in dating right now."

The sass coming from K.K. as she casually leaned on her palm while chewing her fry. You couldn't help but chuckle. At least this wasn't going to be a boring evening.

"It's not like I can do a lot of dating anyways!" Chain blurted out, "I'm just... ya know..."

"Maybe relax around the office." You snickered, "And actually be visible. Otherwise Steven won't see you."

K.K. kicked you carefully from under the table. While you knew about her past with Steven, you didn't know why she was so gung-ho about keeping everyone away from the poor scarred man.

Chain however was far too red in the face to answer. Instead hiding in her greasy stack of a burger. For now, the topic was dropped. As was the check, because K.K. was eager to get on with the night.

Being a babysitter for someone like K.K. was not what you had in mind. You knew Chain would need someone to keep her from drinking everyone in the bar under the table. But having to keep K.K. from doing the same wasn't something you were anticipating.

"C'mon [Name]!" K.K. hung off your shoulder, "We gotta show these kids how to dance!"

You wanted to tell K.K. that you were the same age as most of the patrons, but she was already dragging you into the middle of the floor. Chain at least was behaving herself, but you had no clue how long that would last.

Or how long you could keep K.K. from fighting the people when they bumped into her. It was going to be a long night.

Lucky Head Cannons

Side note: why this mans not have any gifs? Pls... someone who knows how, just one..

90% of his diet is premade foods (take out, gas station sandwiches, etc)

He honestly can't cook though, so who can blame him?

He likes watching older shows a lot (Longmire, Andy Griffith Show, basically Westerns and black and white films)

He has a soft spot for model cars (even has a shelf in his private office full of them)

He's either word vomiting about his interests, or thinking about them really hard and hoping you can hear his thoughts

^ He swings wildly between introverted tendencies and extroverted ones

Despite drinking ungodly amounts of coffee (like Steven) he prefers tea and cocoa

^ Though he does like specialty brews of coffee

He has a bad habit of grinding his teeth when he's working (if he isn't snacking)

He forgets to keep up his appearance when he's working and often comes out of his office with a patchy beard and hair longer than Leo's

He doesn't like drinking much (though he can hold his liquor better than most)

Children of Libra AU: He occasionally babysits for Klaus (and Klaus alone). He's pretty good at this, surprising even himself over it, but Klaus's little babies love when "Uncle Lucky" comes for a visit

https://twitter.com/pon_rice/status/1656080484416520192?t=hpFwmwoRkR5UGmjugV09Nw&s=19

Twitter Thread

Just... sir!

On the one hand: okay, maybe his smile is a little scary... if he doesn't tilt his chin down.

On the other: I will get into a bid war over Maid! Klaus.

Sink or Swim [Zed x Reader]

Zed had been going to the same café every day for the past couple of months now. He had developed a monstrous crush on one particularly cute barista and thus had memorized their schedule. Making sure to drop by every time they would be able to stand and chat for a minute.

He tried to keep the conversation light, but they were just so incredible. It was always them going into deep theories about different works and Zed was hooked. But he was also careful, he didn't want them to wind up fired because of himself.

What Zed didn't know was how Zapp and Leo were tailing him. He didn't realize that Zapp had taken an interest in the same person he had. So walking into the café and seeing you chatting happily with Zapp hurt.

He tried rationalizing this. Of course he shouldn't feel so possessive over you, Zed hadn't told you how he felt after all. But watching you twirl your hair while talking to Zapp had him seeing red. Desperately wanting to win your affections back, blindly assuming he had them in the first place, Zed approached the counter.

"Hello! Welcome to The Book and Bean." You smiled at Zed, "Would you like your usual Zed?"

"Yes please [Name]." Zed was being equally polite, not testing the water so much as just trying to rush to where he could talk to you, "How's the day been so far?"

"Its been nice." You turned to do your job, "Can't really complain."

"Well of course not." Zapp piped up, "A sexy thing like you shouldn't have much to complain about ever."

Zed held his tongue, choosing to ignore how your cheeks lit up at such a shallow compliment. And being given a first-hand horror of seeing Zapp actually being smooth.

"I was wondering [Name]." Zed tilted his head, "How far have you gotten with your own book?"

"Oh, that." You flushed, tucking your hair behind your ear, "I haven't gotten very far sadly. I'm having a little trouble with one scene. Like I can see it play out, but I can't begin to get the words on paper."

"I see, perhaps I could help you with it?" Zed was determined to keep the conversation out of Zapp's reach, "Maybe when you get off? I'd be honored to help, I assure you."

Zed's heart fluttered at the way you were blushing, at him no less. Until Zapp just had to ruin it. Cutting you off before you could give Zed an answer.

"Damn! You really are all that and a bag of chips huh good-looking?" Zapp smirked, he was enjoying pissing Zed off. Helped that he found you cute, "I mean, it's obvious you're a sight for sore eyes. But writing a book too?"

"I, uh..." You didn't normally talk about your book, only Zed really, "Well, yes. This would be the third time I've tried. The last two didn't do all that well."

"Well that's a shame, cutie." Zapp started.

"Did you get them published?" Zed cut the silver-haired man off, "What were their titles?"

You weren't used to this much attention. And the two men were starting to argue with one another. All you could do was step away and tend to the customer that just entered the building.