Cryptid-in-a-box - Come And Be Welcome

Hi new Tumblr users

Please know this sites hashtagging system is categorical and NOT clout based

Aka if I look up the “Wendell and Wild” tag, I should find clips, media, art and posts related to Wendell and wild ONLY. Same with any other random tag searched

If I spy a selfie, a random neighborhood, or any other kind of “insta” post trying to take likes for a popular hashtag, I’m reporting you for spam. Most other long term users will too and your acct will be fast tracked as a spam blogger and blocked.

You will not ruin the last non corporate site for us, especially by trying to treat this site like influencers matter. If you get popular, it’s bc you’re a clown w a skill not bc your hot or rich or skinny, got it?

"right now i am a scarf. it's more of an oversized cowl, really, but One Hundred Eyes in the Scarf is a better joke"

BEHOLD! IT IS DONE! and can been be a hood too!

anyway danielle and i are clearly in a competition to have the most "red eyes on black background" clothing

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bro i was homoerotically cleaning and patching up my friend’s wounds and you ruined it. i was scolding him for being an idiot in an exasperated but fond tone of voice while i tenderly bandaged his knuckles and we both tried unsuccessfully to avoid looking into each other’s eyes until the tension between us became unbearable when you entered the room without knocking and fucking killed the mood. what the hell, man.

You all seemed to enjoy the Wandering Night Gaunt art, so have another from my pre-podcast series of Hallowoods wildlife paintings!

I've written the Fastidious Rotwhelk into a couple of episodes since.