Bro I Was Homoerotically Cleaning And Patching Up My Friends Wounds And You Ruined It. I Was Scolding

bro i was homoerotically cleaning and patching up my friend’s wounds and you ruined it. i was scolding him for being an idiot in an exasperated but fond tone of voice while i tenderly bandaged his knuckles and we both tried unsuccessfully to avoid looking into each other’s eyes until the tension between us became unbearable when you entered the room without knocking and fucking killed the mood. what the hell, man.

Ocean Wonderland

Acrylic on canvas roll

Here's a surrealistic concept where the body is like an island surrounded by the ocean.

You all seemed to enjoy the Wandering Night Gaunt art, so have another from my pre-podcast series of Hallowoods wildlife paintings!

I've written the Fastidious Rotwhelk into a couple of episodes since.

Somehow I went my whole life thinking that The Metamorphosis, by Kafka, was going to be an 800-page tome about a man slowly becoming a beetle. I was surprised to find it’s a short story, and comes on quite suddenly. Which means as a writer I’ve discovered a gap in the market for a soul-crushingly long beetle story

awhile ago a coworker and i were play arguing whether or not the mystery gang were all romantically a thing/polycule or just really good friends (yknow bored at work things) and knowing my bfs interest in scooby doo i texted him asking him to be the tie breaker and he responded “well it depends which canon youre going off of” and just instantly cold sweat knew i was out of my depth