Truth Or Dare W/ The Creeps (OLD)

Truth or Dare w/ the Creeps (OLD)

Y\N: Who wants to play Truth or Dare?

BEN: Sure.

Cody: Yeah, me, me!

Natalie: Eh, why the hell not.

Jeff: That game is for dumb kids.

Y\N: You’re right, Jeff. Which is why you need to play.

Jeff: Huffs and walks away

Liu: Count me in.

Y\N: Great! Clockwork, truth or dare?

Natalie: Dare.

Y\N: I dare you to kiss the floor.

Natalie: That is such a generic dare it’s comical.

Y\N: Or, ya know, you could always kiss someone...

Natalie: Hell no. Kisses the floor Blegh. When was the last time somebody washed this fucking thing?

Liu: If I remember correctly, you had mopping duty yesterday.

Natalie: Shut your mouth, you two-faced freak.

Sully: I’m not the one with a stopwatch in my fucking eye socket, now am I?

Natalie: Psh. At least I only have one identity.

Sully: I make Liu a whole lot more interesting. Come to think of it, you need another personality.

Y\N: Okay girls, you’re both pretty. Let’s continue the game, shall we?

Sully: Call me a girl again and you’ll regret it.

Natalie: Call me pretty again and I’ll shove a clock into your eye.

Cody: Not if I protect her.

Natalie: Okay. I’ll shove a clock into both of your eyes.

BEN: TRUTH OR DARE! Just say TRUTH OR DARE.

Natalie: Truth or dare... Sully.

Y\N, whispering: Oh this will be interesting.

Sully: Dare. Bring it on, tick-tock.

Natalie: Narrow eyes I dare you to go outside and get eaten by the Rake.

Sully: Ladies first.

Natalie: It wasn’t my dare.

Y\N: Okay Nat, the dares have to be non-lethal.

Natalie: This game has no rules.

Y\N: It does when you want someone to kill themselves.

Natalie: Who says?

Y\N: Yours truly.

Natalie: If I can’t send someone to their grave, I don’t wanna be a part of this.

Sully: Fine by me.

Natalie: Now if you noobs can survive without me, I have a murder to commit.

BEN: We can definitely survive without you.

Natalie: Fine, elf boy. 

Y\N: Clock, don’t leave. We’re in the middle of a game!

Natalie: Ta-ta for now, losers. Walks away

Sully: Well now that we got rid of her... Doll, truth or dare?

Y\N: Are you talking to me?

BEN: I think he’s talking to you.

Y\N: Truth.

Sully: Who do you like most, me or Liu?

Y\N: That isn’t a fair question!

Sully: Just answer it. 

Y\N: I like both of you the same amount!

Sully: No you don’t. I’m better.

Y\N: You both are annoying as hell. I have no more feelings for you than I do Liu.

Sully: Winks Okay, I’ll keep it between us.

Y\N: Rolls eyes BEN, truth or dare?

BEN: Dare. And make it saucy.

Y\N: ... 

Y\N: Okay, go eat two spoonfuls of hot sauce.

BEN: Wait- not that kind of saucy!

Y\N: You should’ve specified.

BEN: Groans

BEN: Gets up and goes to the kitchen

After eating hot sauce

BEN: Internally screaming

Y\N: You okay there, BEN~?

BEN: I-I’m fine. Cody, truth or dare?

Cody: Dare!

BEN: I dare you to leave and not come back.

Cody: ...Oh.

Y\N: BEN. Pick someone else or give him another dare.

BEN: No. He has to complete the dare or he forfeits.

Y\N: Grabs Cody’s hand He isn’t leaving.

BEN: Why do you care so much, anyway?

Y\N: Because he is a part of this game and he will be treated as such.

Cody: Blushes

BEN: Fiiiine! If you’re gonna be so crazy about it. I dare you to stay still the whole rest of the game.

Cody: Okay. Y\N!

Y\N: Hm?

Cody: Truth or dare?

Y\N: Dare...

Cody: I dare you to sing Baby Got Back.

Y\N: Wut.

BEN: Giggles 

Liu: Stares at you with a smirk

Y\N: You’re kidding me.

Cody: Nope!

Y\N: ...

Y\N: I... like big... butts and I cannot lie...

The boys: Snickers

Y\N: Cringes You other brothers can’t deny... that when a girl walks in with an... itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... you get sprung... want to pull up tough...

BEN: STOP, stop, I can’t take it! Laughing hysterically

Y\N: Alright, shut it! Blushes 

Sully: Never did I think I’d see the day when Y\N sung a song about loving a girl’s ass.

Y\N: Cody made me!

Cody: And it was so worth it! Snickers

BEN: Cody, bud, I may have underestimated you.

Y\N: Huffs indignantly Liu, truth or dare.

Liu: Stifles laughter Truth, please.

Y\N: Glares What’s your favorite game?

Sully: Taunting Jeffery and his ugly clown face.

Y\N: I asked Liu, Sully.

Liu: What, like board games, or...?

Y\N: Just overall.

Liu: Chess, probably... although I like Monopoly and Charades.

Y\N: Cool! Maybe we can play one of those next. And get some other residents involved...

BEN: Sounds good.

Sully: Not that psycho clock girl, right?

Y\N: She already left. I doubt she’d be willing to come back.

Sully: Well, you won’t catch me trying to convince her.

Y\N: I wouldn’t have expected to.

Could I get some HCs for the creeps celebrating Christmas 🎄?

You sure can! I love Christmas~

Creepypasta Christmas headcanons (OLD)

-Like Halloween and other holidays, some Creeps don’t care for Christmas.

-But others, however?

-They love Christmas.

-Before December even starts there will oftentimes already be a large tree in the middle of the living room, wreaths on doors, and other Christmasy decorations thrown around the Manor.

-Just don’t ask where they got all of the said decorations.

-Seriously. Don’t.

-Much like Thanksgiving, Christmas used to be a big thing for Jeff and Liu’s family, but now that everything has changed, both boys try to mostly avoid the holiday, as it brings back bitter memories.

-EJ just doesn’t really care, LJ doesn’t acknowledge it, Clockwork’s mostly just “meh” and Slenderman is wondering, “why...”.

-But for Cody, Sally, Jane, Zero, Helen, Brian, even Toby and sometimes Tim, it’s a time of year to momentarily forget all of your problems and live in the moment.

-BEN just likes it cause there’s food involved.

-Jane and Brian will make Christmas dinner, Sally and Cody decorate the Christmas tree, Helen paints and hangs up festive pictures, Zero, BEN, and Toby are the personally-assigned taste-testers (they also help decorate the rest of the house), and Tim wanders around making sure nobody breaks or burns down anything.

-Secret Santa is definitely a big thing between these nine Creeps, and even though they can’t really get anything nice and they only have the houses of their victims to choose things from, they still appreciate the efforts. 

-They have this tradition that they just kind of created where, on Christmas eve, they’ll all sit in a circle in front of the fireplace, and share funny past stories with each other while eating candy canes.

-Usually, almost none of them enjoy the other’s company but around Christmas, they can always loosen up, temporarily put up a truce and have fun, which is something they rarely ever experience thanks to their lifestyle.

-It’s especially bizarre for Zero and Helen, as both of them are very anti-social, reclusive people, Toby only hangs around the other proxies, and Tim is just... “a stick in the mud”, as Clockwork would call him. 

-Brian was actually a very religious person, and though he had to drop most of his beliefs after he was made a proxy, he would never give up Christmas, as that was the one time of year all of his family would come together and celebrate. It gives him a familiar, warm feeling in his chest and he wishes it could be like it was, before.

-The Creeps always feel a little more human during the holidays since it gives them a bit of relief from all the stress on their shoulders and allows them to enjoy themselves. Slenderman doesn’t really mind this, just as long as they’re not causing trouble and are getting their jobs done properly.

You got any HCs for the Rake?

Nah, I don’t write for the Rake. Thanks for the request though!

Jeff the Killer Headcanons (OLD)

First things first, this dude is a total ass.

He’s sarcastic, laughs at other’s pain, will make fun of anyone whether the situation calls for it or not. He has no filter.

Everyone in the supernatural realm has heard of him; he’s famous for his recognizable facial features and his obnoxious, you’re-a-piece-of-shit-but-so-am-I attitude. 

He knows his face is startling. And he loves flaunting that around because it doesn’t bother him in the least.

But having said that, he takes great pride in his hair. 

He is definitely in love with his hair.

He let it grow out until it was just below his shoulders, and that’s just the perfect length in his opinion because he can throw it around like a sassy teen, he can put it in a ponytail, braid it. He loves to experiment with different techniques and thinks he looks flawless every time.

One of his favorite things to do post-kill is raid his victim’s hair products (he really racks it up if it’s a girl) and steal shampoo, hair-spray, and leave-in conditioners because he wants his hair to be soft and amazing.

He can spend around two hours every day in the bathroom just working on his hair. He doesn’t care.

Everybody knows not to ever insult his precious mane, otherwise Jeff will stab a knife into their arm. 

Moving on.

Before Jeff went ‘killer’ mode, he loved animals. 

That was one of the things he and Liu shared in common, and it never went away. In fact, it probably intensified.

Hence why he claimed Smile Dog as his own and takes care of him.

He’ll tell you quick that Smile is his pride and joy, second to his beautiful hair, of course.

He’ll take Smile on walks, play with him, he even brings him on killings sometimes. He may need some extra help, after all.

His feelings for Liu are…complicated.

Part of him wants to feel remorse for the pain and trauma he caused him, and at times he does, but it doesn’t last very long.

Jeff isn’t stupid. He knows Liu doesn’t like him.

He acts like he doesn’t care, but there are moments he can’t help but miss his older brother and look back at all the memories they share together.

Even if he tried to mend their relationship, Sully wouldn’t have it. 

Jeff and Liu mostly try to avoid each other, but when they do happen to cross paths Jeff will make some snarky remark and Sully will come out and roast him hard.

-”Hey brother, you’re looking good today. I’m sorry I couldn’t attend your funeral last year.”

”Hey bitch, Ronald McDonald called. He wants his face back.”

Jeff doesn’t have many friends. No one wants anything to do with him.

But that’s fine. He finds everybody else annoying as hell to be around.

The only people he can stand to be around without wanting to stab himself in the throat is Hoody (although he does piss him off sometimes), BEN, and Sally.

He and BEN aren’t really friends per se, they just kind of have a “I still don’t like you but you’re a bro” relationship.

Jeff and Sally though? They are very close-knit and enjoy each other’s company.

When Jeff was still leading a normal life, he secretly always wanted a little sister to look up to him as a role-model, like he looked up to Liu.

He has a soft spot for Sally and treats her as part of his very broken family. Having her kind of fills Liu’s absence and it makes him feel somewhat normal.

Plus he finds it ultra cool that she’s literally dead and can do all kinds of wild shit that humans can’t.

He will have tea parties with her, play pretend with her toys, and dress up (he does this very hesitantly, though). 

If anyone tried to hurt Sally he would be very angry and try to hurt them back. 

Even though she’s a ghost and can’t be physically harmed. But he doesn’t give a shit whether she’s mortal or not. He will still hunt bitches down and smite them with his shiny blade.

Much like his hair, he loves his knife with a passion.

He takes great care of it, cleans it regularly, polishes it, makes sure it doesn’t get broken.

He’s named it Kristine.

You think it’s weird naming an inanimate object? 

”If people can name boats, cars, and other shit then I sure as hell will name my knife whatever the fuck I want.”

He loves the color of blood.

Jeff is one of the most frequent killers in the Manor, murdering an average of ten people each week, maybe twelve, if he gets lucky.

He isn’t sure why he enjoys to kill and watch others suffer so much, and he’s never really put much thought into it. He’s just accepted it for what it was and put his mind on important things, like trying to remember if he’s been to this house, before.

If he’s being honest (which is a very rare trait for him okay, let’s get that straight) yeah, sometimes he misses his old life. He misses his mom, his dad, his very few friends. 

But he wouldn’t go back to living it. His life now is a lot more exciting; it allows him to be himself, express himself in ways he couldn’t, previously. It does have its hardships, but he’s willing to take them head on since it means being a Creepypasta. 

Baking Fail (OLD)

[Cody]: Hey Sally!

[Sally]: Yeah?

[Cody]: I’ve got a sweet tooth... Wanna help me make some sugar cookies?

[Sally]: YES!

One hour later

[Masky]: Cody.

[Cody]: Smiles innocently Yeah...?

[Masky]: Why the actual hell did you try to bake something?

[Cody]: Um...

[Masky]: And why did you bring Sally in on it?

[Cody]: I was hungry!

[Masky]: So get a sandwich like everyone else!

[Cody]: I didn’t want a sandwich.

[Masky]: Rolls eyes

[Cody]: I-it’s not that bad, okay...

[Masky]: ‘Not that bad’? You set the stove on fire! Nearly blew the whole kitchen up!

[Cody]: Hehe... I’m sorry?

[Masky]: Exasperated sigh

[Masky]: Get the fuck out of here.

[Cody]: ...

[Masky]: Now. Before I shove those God-forsaken cookies you created down your throat.

[Cody]: Leaves hurriedly

[Cody, thinking]: I wonder if Sally has an easy-bake oven...

Are there any other child creeps like Sally?

Sally is the only child in Slender Manor, and the only kid any other Pasta knows about. Slenderman thinks there may be others somewhere, though he’s never heard of or encountered them before. He would like to find them, if they do indeed exist, to make them Creepypastas before someone else more sinister gets to them first.