Elrond Ran Out Of Fucks To Give The Second A Glittery Twink Entered Lindon Calling Himself 'Annatar'.

Elrond ran out of fucks to give the second a glittery twink entered Lindon calling himself 'Annatar'. He knew it was all downhill from there

My ideal angbang modern au is Mairon steadily working his way up Aule's corporate ladder with intent to steal the company out from under him while his mortician husband Melkor cheers him on and gleefully brags to Manwe about him.

Thuringwethil, Herald of Sauron

Her design is based roughly on some of the descriptions of Carmilla from the book of the same name, and also Varney, Alucard, and Striga from the Castlevania series because I love that show.

I headcanon Thurigwethil as a former Maia of both Orome and Manwe who joined Morgoth out of sheer bloodlust. She was the first to take on a vampire shape, and enjoys her relatively comfortable position and the entertainment that comes from watching Morgoth and Sauron's spats.

Celegorm anon here. Art please

Here you go! A young Celegorm trying to impress Orome but forgetting he's out of arrows

Reasons why Mairon and Curumo got into fights in Almaren

-Curumo was breathing too loudly

-Mairon walked over to Curumo's project, raised an eyebrow, shook his head, and left

-Curumo was talking to Eonwe

-Aule said their projects were of 'equal merit'

-Yavanna gave Curumo a slightly bigger blueberry

-Mairon needed all the gold but Curumo decided that day he wanted to be a goldsmith

-Curumo's ideas were more complicated than Mairon's

-Mairon was 'too shiny'

-Curumo asked Olorin to evaluate Mairon's project instead of doing it himself because 'it was clearly meant for those with lesser knowledge than I'

-Aiwendil said Mairon's filigree was pretty

-Aiwendil talked more to Mairon that day

-Mairon decided not to do extra work and wasn't reprimanded

-Curumo got very drunk and Mairon was within eyesight

Gandalf is just mythological odin in a different font and I love it