And There Was Only One Glider

And there was only one glider 👀

The way people are trying to belittle this scene and say how it’s not romantic by saying “oh but- but... there was only one glider, of course they’ll have to hold onto each other” are so ridiculously petty. Yeah, red crackle shippers know that there was only one glider. But we like it because it’s fricken adorable. The fact that they even have a scene like that in the first place is crazy and adorable. Carmen doesn’t have a scene like that with anyone else, so it makes it unique and in our eyes, romantic in a sense, since it’s a scene and moment only they share together. Holding onto each other, looking into each other’s eyes. Being so close, closer than before. It’s special.

So yeah. People gotta stop being petty and stop trying to belittle scenes.

IM SORRY IM JUST THINKING OF-

Zack, calling Carmen: hey, so we wanted to see if Ivy's fangs were sharp enough to pierce flesh. And did you know they are??? It's like super cool. Really amazing stuff.

Zack: anyways I need a ride to the hospital

queue the moment of Carmen somehow noticing Ivy’s lil sharp cat teefs and bein like “you have fangs??” and she gets all close n all and Ivy’s flustered mweheheh

Carmen...please...go easy on your catgf (ft. Zack, a dumbass)

time to get….nsfw…. *proceeds to commit multiple osha violations*

omg I dare u to catify ur favorite carmen sandiego characters 😳

turns out I lied,,, kitty people r becoming apart of my blog 😔

Bold assumption to assume those lil gremlins dont love coconuts

Player: At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

Zack: Coconut.

Player: I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.

Crack headcanon;

Wammawink tries to institute a 'no weapons at the table' policy, specifically meant for the Woman and Rider, because god damn it, you two can't keep pointing knives at the leaf-taurs!

It quickly gets reversed, because the Woman is like??? really good at hiding her weapons??? but she also has magic so it ends up negating the whole point??? And Rider keeps pawing at where her sword hilt should be and looking really anxious.