Crack Headcanon;

Crack headcanon;

Wammawink tries to institute a 'no weapons at the table' policy, specifically meant for the Woman and Rider, because god damn it, you two can't keep pointing knives at the leaf-taurs!

It quickly gets reversed, because the Woman is like??? really good at hiding her weapons??? but she also has magic so it ends up negating the whole point??? And Rider keeps pawing at where her sword hilt should be and looking really anxious.

time to get….nsfw…. *proceeds to commit multiple osha violations*

A VILE op wearing a mask and holding Player: ha! Carmen Sandiego, I have stolen your teammate and to free him, you must-!

Carmen: Sonia, what did I tell you about holding your little brother hostage?

Sonia, begrudgingly setting Player down: not to...

They made fun of his plants, the MONSTERS

Ok so with fua does anyone have any fun ideas on why Harley hates botany? Because it’s funny but I just want to know why he hates them so much

My theory on Rider and Horse's names is that Rider was either raised for the purpose of fighting the war on the back of a horse, and wasnt given another name, or that she changed/someone else changed her name once she decided to become a rider.

And Horse just kind of... followed along with it.