Ivy: I Mean, I Could Google My Questions About Geography, But On The Other Hand I Could Text My Little

Ivy: I mean, I could google my questions about geography, but on the other hand I could text my little brother the simple statement "I wanna know about (country name)" and I'll get a fifteen paragraph in detail explanation about whatever place I want.

Ivy: that 16 year old is my most trusted source and he gets to infodump. Win win!

Player: doctor! I keep busting a move whenever someone has a bad opinion!

Bellum: dont worry! We'll fix you right up. In the mean time, let's talk about how Carmen Sandiego betrayed her family-

Player: DOCTOR ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!

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Player: Doctor! I keep busting a move whenver someone has a bad opinion!

Julia: Don't worry! We'll fix you right up. In the mean time, let's talk about how minecraft is a genuinely good game and deserves more recognition!!

Player: DOCTOR! I AM STAYING STILL.

What's The Flock? (Centaurworld Theory)

SPOILER WARNING FOR THE S1 FINALE

I'm not sure many others noticed this, but during The Rift: Part 2, while Horse is explaining that they need two armies to fight the war, Rider interrupts to ask her if she means "The Flock?"

You can hear it if you rewatch the episode, and it's said fairly clearly (unless my hearing is just bonkers lol) I don't think it's the subtitles messing up, either, she clearly asks "The flock?", and there's not much else she could have been asking unless Rider is now allowed to swear.

I'm gonna' guess that it might not be important, but if it is, chances are that Rider and The General know about it.

Shadowsan: why do you have a knife?

Carmen: I complimented Player and he nearly started crying so I'm going to go fist fight his dad in a denny's parking lot at 3 am

Varian: I’m going to kill you.!

Eugene: How? Your tiny, you can’t even reach my collar.

Varian: you’ve sunk low enough for me to reach.

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Eugene: Why is Rapunzel on the floor?

Varian: I-I tried to threaten her and-

Rapunzel, from the floor: HE COULDNT GRAB ME! HE HAD TO STOP TO GET A STOOL SO WE’D BE NEAR THE SAME HEIGHT!

Eugene: So, why are you on the floor?

Varian: She got on the stool with me, I had to kick it out from under both of us.

Eugene: Okay, but why?

Varian, exasperated: To show dominance!

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Eugene: I hate everything you stand for

Cassandra: Then kneel, mother fu-

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Varian, pissed and single handedly taking down bandits: TELL ME THE NAME OF GOD, YOU LITTLE-

Hugo: *Absolutely smitten*

Crack headcanon;

Wammawink tries to institute a 'no weapons at the table' policy, specifically meant for the Woman and Rider, because god damn it, you two can't keep pointing knives at the leaf-taurs!

It quickly gets reversed, because the Woman is like??? really good at hiding her weapons??? but she also has magic so it ends up negating the whole point??? And Rider keeps pawing at where her sword hilt should be and looking really anxious.