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A Report! From Inside The Walls of Mallmart

OH MY GOSH

A Report! From Inside The Walls of Okaloosa County

Everyone knows that Floridian storms can be significantly destructive, especially on the coastline. Since Okaloosa is an island off the shores of Florida and Alabama, the storm that came and shook up our lovely little town on the 10th of May have left fences damaged and toppled over, trees uprooted, and our beloved lawn flamingos swept away into the seas of Emerald Bay. Repairs are being made to bring Niceville back to its former glory by the NRCS, and a lovely crew of dedicated landscapists on independent contract. The council of concerned citizens of Niceville have discussed in length how to avoid a repeat of the harrowing lawn flamingo incident, stating that this wreckage and pollution of Emerald bay will tear our town apart. The unconcerned citizens of Niceville have countered this, stating that this storm was nothing compared to the history of great storms that have hit Okaloosa, and that "Back in my day, whole houses were devoured by storms! This generation is too sensitive!" The discussion amongst the councils then devolved into name calling. 

Update: Local Florida Woman Thinks She Can't Shuffle Without Premium, Has Been In Fact, Shuffling For The Entirety Of Her Spotify Experience

1) I Will Survive//Cake

2)Girls//Girl in Red

3) Final Girl//Graveyardguy, Slayyter

4) Psychosuperlover// Night Club

5) Novacaine// Fall Out Boy

Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals. 💌💜

My Mother: Please, wear something normal for once

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