No Memes Of Gentle Breasts That Are Sad? I Expect More From You Tumblr.

No memes of gentle breasts that are sad? I expect more from you Tumblr.

so, i live on  the fourth floor of an apartment building that faces a fairly busy street; it’s on a hill so car noises are pretty regular over the course of the day. because i’m high above the street, you obviously can’t see the cars unless you look out the window, right? but sometimes the sun reflects off the car roofs or whatever, and so there’ll be a light on my ceiling as a car passes by.

so my cat? whenever he hears a loud engine, day or night, he looks at my ceiling. even if there is no refraction going on. to him, those are the sounds of light on the ceiling. sometimes the light appears and there is a loud noise. it’s 8pm and a truck just passed and he watched the ceiling as the car moved past my windows – no reflection this time of night, but trucks are ceiling creatures and i just think that’s such a like – it’s a good correlation, buddy!! you figured it out!! you’re wrong but you’re so smart!!

#nd coded #accurate #i snorted aloud on the bus

I made a what the fandom thinks of you generator

I looked up Matt Kirkland’s web page, and it’s amazing that Dracula Daily is only one of his completely delightful side projects.

Like… he has a business that will ship you a clay cuneiform transcription of a tweet:

He’s done a photography project showing you the robots hiding in children’s toys:

What a complete individual. What an absolute guy to have kicked this all off.

I see a lot of jokes about “straight girls” claiming to be wlw but saying stuff like “Yeah I would totally kiss a girl and stuff but I would never go down on her 😖”

And the punchline of the joke is always that these are just posers and obviously they’re not really wlw because they don’t want to go down on other girls.

And while I understand that there are definitely straight girls who do just pretend to be wlw for clout or whatever, I think it’s important to remember that ace wlw do exist and are valid.

Wanting to go down on a girl is not a prerequisite for wanting to be with women.

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.