I See A Lot Of Jokes About Straight Girls Claiming To Be Wlw But Saying Stuff Like Yeah I Would Totally

I see a lot of jokes about “straight girls” claiming to be wlw but saying stuff like “Yeah I would totally kiss a girl and stuff but I would never go down on her 😖”

And the punchline of the joke is always that these are just posers and obviously they’re not really wlw because they don’t want to go down on other girls.

And while I understand that there are definitely straight girls who do just pretend to be wlw for clout or whatever, I think it’s important to remember that ace wlw do exist and are valid.

Wanting to go down on a girl is not a prerequisite for wanting to be with women.

I live in France and can confirm. Furthermore all salaried employees are REQUIRED to take two of their five weeks a year of paid leave off in the summer. Can't afford to go on vacation? There's government assistance for that.

Unpleasantly confronted once again with the reality that meditation is good for me.

so, i live on  the fourth floor of an apartment building that faces a fairly busy street; it’s on a hill so car noises are pretty regular over the course of the day. because i’m high above the street, you obviously can’t see the cars unless you look out the window, right? but sometimes the sun reflects off the car roofs or whatever, and so there’ll be a light on my ceiling as a car passes by.

so my cat? whenever he hears a loud engine, day or night, he looks at my ceiling. even if there is no refraction going on. to him, those are the sounds of light on the ceiling. sometimes the light appears and there is a loud noise. it’s 8pm and a truck just passed and he watched the ceiling as the car moved past my windows – no reflection this time of night, but trucks are ceiling creatures and i just think that’s such a like – it’s a good correlation, buddy!! you figured it out!! you’re wrong but you’re so smart!!

I just saw the most Galaxy Brain gender take ever, from a cis man on reddit

[ID: a screenshot of a comment from reddit, with no username visible. The commend reads: This doesn’t make a ton of sense to me either. Setting aside the question of whether gender/sex is assigned or observed at birth, the gender I was assigned at birth was ‘boy.’ The gender I have now is ‘man’. Boys and men have different gender roles, and few adults identify as boys anymore. From this standpoint, every adult has a different gender than the one they had at birth. End ID]

Framing “girl” and “boy” as separate genders from “woman” and “man” is such an amazing take. it’s a framework that accommodates and explains so many trans experiences. Some trans people never were their AGAB. Some feel like they were their AGAB, but that that changed (usually when puberty hits, which is when you start “becoming a man/woman”. The accepted societal path is that girls grow up to into women, and boys grow up into men. But some girls grow up into men, and some boys grow up into women. This guy was a boy who grew up into a man, which generally works out pretty well for people. Some boys and girls grow up into people who aren’t men or women, even! It’s like this random cis guy skipped right over transgender 101, 102, 201, etc. and stumbled directly into Transgender Nirvana.

nowadays it costs $7 to get a little beverage. to cope with the misery of everyday life