One Of These Day I'm Gonna Find Out How To Differentiate Platonic And Romantic Attraction And Then It's

one of these day I'm gonna find out how to differentiate platonic and romantic attraction and then it's going to be over for all you fuckers

I stg these fucking bots ughhhhh

I find my hyperfixations so fucking funny cause one second I'm ranting about the happy gay little people in this book I'm reading and the next I'm lecturing you about fascim in America, the benefits of communism and how we are all being exploited

omg are there any blogs specifically for male/gender neutral acnh fashion? it's so hard to scroll through all thee dresses! I mean, they're cute and all, but please I'm begging you, I just want a cool sweater

if you think about it, pronouns are actually amateur nouns. they show up then the *real* nouns are too lazy. backup nouns.

bitches be like "this is my little guy!!!!! my little man!!! my tiny tiny boy whom I love dearly!!!I grab him and shake him around lovingly he's such a skrunkly little guy!!!!!!! he's so aifhjsjfisnf and small and tiny and cute jnfjd!!!!!!" and be talking about an adult man who is old enough to be their father, has a job, has eyebags deeper then the Mariana trench, gray hair, a wife and kids (optional), and has seen horrors mankind will never understand, whis just tying to get through the day.

I'm bitches