You Know I Didn't Expect To See Joanne Engaging In Holocaust Denial In This The Year Of Our Lord 2024,

You know I didn't expect to see Joanne engaging in holocaust denial in this the year of our lord 2024, but looking back I really should have

Toothpaste is what happens when your jaw clenches so hard you grind your teeth to paste

I'm just going to leave this here, because this woman said what I've been trying to articulate for ages much more effectively and succinctly than I've been able to

number one hottest thing a girl can be is funny. number two hottest thing a girl can be is lame as hell

literally lies

you can lead a horse to water, but you cant teach it to fish