Toothpaste Is What Happens When Your Jaw Clenches So Hard You Grind Your Teeth To Paste

Toothpaste is what happens when your jaw clenches so hard you grind your teeth to paste

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

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