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[CECIL]: "So, As We Move Into The Final Hours Of The Competition, Vote! Whether It's For Your Favorite,

[CECIL]: "So, as we move into the final hours of the competition, vote! Whether it's for your favorite, local, Night Vale community radio host or some... pile of bones, don't let your voice go unheard.

Also... Well, this might be a little bit outside the rules, but you could even make a second account to show a little more support for whoever you think should win. You probably won't get caught. As City Council declared in a recent press release, "Voter fraud doesn't exist."

"There is no such thing as voter fraud," City Council said last Wednesday, their many mouths moving as one. "No one can vote more than once. We certainly can't. Ha, ha." Some of their feet shuffled. "We definitely did NOT commit voter fraud by using the recently developed cloning technology to make copies of ourselves, force them to vote for us, then bus them into the Whispering Forest where we threw them out. That. Never. Happened," they added emphatically.

Immediately after the press conference they disbanded the City Council's, 'Night Vale committee for Fair Elections', by eating them."

[A door creaks.]

[CECIL]: "Listeners, someone has just entered my studio.

Uhm, excuse me! You're not allowed to be in here!

It looks like it's a small man, with a smoothly bald head, and dark empty eyes...

Oh no. They're sockets. This must be him, this 'Snas' the skeleton. He's coming to defend his title...

Listeners, as I prepare myself for what will surely be a fight to the death, seeing who takes who out first, I take you... To the weather."

[CECIL]: "Welcome back. I know you're all dying to know whether I won the Tumblr sexyman poll, and if I defeated the small skeleton. Well...

I was all ready to fight, getting into a stance, when the skeleton held up his hands. He said that he didn't want to fight, and that he'd come here to concede and hand me the title.

I'll admit, I was a bit taken aback by this at first. Of course, I had to protest. Wouldn't that be unfair to the few people who voted for him, I asked?

But he explained that, since he already won last year, he wasn't really looking forward to all the attention and hassle from winning a second time. And seeing as it apparently meant a lot to me, he'd rather just let me win than miss his wedding.

Yeah, apparently he's about to be wed to someone named Komaeda in a few days? Good for him.

Dear listeners, after his heartfelt plee, I felt I had no choice but to accept the win.

Which means I am now, officially, Tumblr sexyman of 2023. Yay!

Stay tuned next for muffled sounds of celebration, overheard from a neighbour's house nearby.

Good night, Night Vale. Good night."

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3 years ago

so. i’ve just watched the first episode of moon knight. i think this may be my favourite marvel disney+ show yet

it’s so incredibly trippy, and honestly oscar isaac’s acting is amazing. the sound effects are great and help to immerse you in the story, and ethan hawke is so off-putting as arthur harrow. the actors really did a great job with this ep.

the episode has you relating to and rooting for steven, honestly got my heart racing at some parts

also oscar isaac is kinda hot lol even if he does look exhausted, mans looks so confused all the time.

there’s no way i’m living right now. what.


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3 years ago

give all of your aro/ace/aroace friends money

3 years ago

bit of advice for people who don’t wanna see negativity:

-delete tiktok for the next week or two (idk if it’s just me but no matter how well I curate my fyp I always stumble upon dsmp negativity, with this reveal there is ABSOLUTELY gonna be neg stuff)

-if you’re on twitter DO NOT look at trending for the next few days/weeks as well. Please.

- good addition from- @evaenian-crow , BLOCK PEOPLE, make use of that button, don’t dwell on it just block and move on

- don’t look thru quote retweets!!! just leave them alone trust me

-better yet, DELETE TWITTER. keep in contact with your friends elsewhere that isn’t a social media app.

I just wanted to say that bc even tho I don’t watch dreams stuff much anymore, bodyshaming/things similar to that always make me sick to see. Like as someone with severe facial and body dysmorphia I hold back so many horrid thoughts of myself and I would never want to say those things to another person.

With someone as big as a following as dream, there is bound to be negative stuff about his reveal. And I know that for a lot of people it will genuinely hurt to see that stuff.

I know I don’t have much of a following but if I can help at least one person feel a bit more safe/happy that would be great. anyone else wants to add anything pls do :]

stay safe everyone!!

3 years ago
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i don’t think anyone has realized how bad of an experience this would be sonically so i put this together for y'all