Orange Juice

orange juice

*at milo, nessa, and kabu's weekly brunch*

milo: are you ordering from the breakfast or lunch menu?

nessa: what we should be talking about is your failure to show up at movie night yesterday! you bailed on us!

kabu: i'm getting breakfast.

nessa: kabu! back me up!

milo: i think i'll get an orange juice with the banana pancakes.

nessa: are you guys ignoring me?!

kabu: i think i'll get an orange juice too. I've been slacking on the vitamin c.

nessa: *taps milo on the shoulder*

milo: *innocently smiles and looks at her*

milo: would you like an orange juice too, nessa?

nessa: I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR STUPID ORANGE JUICE! I WANT ANSWERS FARMER BOY!

milo: she sounds like she needs some.

kabu: orange juice for the table.

enby midoriya

reporter: are you male or female?

midoriya: well, i'm neither.

reporter: but what's in your pants?

midoriya: a limited-edition all might trading card!

does class 1-a sing in the shower (part one)

do aoyama, ashido, asui, iida, and uraraka sing in the shower bath?

part one - you are here!

part two - ojiro, kaminari, kirishima, koda, sato

part three - shouji, jirou, sero, tokoyami, todoroki

part four - hagakure, bakugou, midoriya, mineta, yaoyorozu

...

aoyama yuuga: yes

can often be heard belting out a showtune

this kid is l o u d

and has a giant vocal range

three words

“defying gravity riff”

over and over and over

often forgets that he lives with 19 of his classmates and 1 teacher

ashido mina: no

i think she dances though

yes

dances in the bath

she hums along to her playlist

all filled with 2000s bops ofc

asui tsuyu: no

bath time is not singing time

she just soaks in the tub

no thoughts

no anything

just her and the water

iida tenya: no

doesn’t sing to begin with

wait

are iida’s engines waterproof?

in the pool episode, he didn’t touch the water at all

plus his engines were activated

wait

i’ve got it

iida plastic wraps his legs

spends 30 minutes with a whole roll

wrapping his calves

then he gets into the tub

uraraka ochako: no

sorry but her voice isn’t very good

sadly she’s aware of that fact

she loves playing around with her skincare routine though

there’s just a mountain of soaps and lotions and scrubs in the baths

who’s paying for it though?

a certain pro hero father...perhaps

mastermind shoto coming in clutch

zoom

ft. mic forgetting hagakure's quirk

...

present mic: cameras on please!

class 1-a: *turns cameras on*

present mic: hagakure! nice room, but we should see your face!

hagakure: *calmly unmutes microphone*

hagakure: i'm in front of the camera, yamada-sensei.

present mic: but i can't see you!

hagakure: i'm invisible.

present mic: that doesn't matter.

hagakure: i. am. invisible.

present mic: can you make yourself visible?

hagakure: *leaves meeting*

enby sero

reporter: are you male or female?

sero: i am tape.

reporter: but what's in your pants?

sero: also tape-

cookie jar

ashido: who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

sero: kaminari stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

kaminari: who me?

sero: yes you!

kaminari: *quickly shoves the stolen cookie from his back pocket into bakugo's hands*

kaminari: couldn't be.

bakugo: screw you.