If Westeros Had A News Station Pt 3

If Westeros had a news station Pt 3

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

the definitive ranking of rhaenyra's marriage prospects

aegon (would've been a trainwreck, but for everyone else. rhaenyra and aegon would be evilmaxxing the entire time)

tyland lannister (lord lannister's brother, would be rhaenyra's pet bureaucrat)

jason lannister (yeah he's kind of a dick but he's still lord lannister)

daemon (through gritted teeth. he got her another dragon, KL, and harrenhal. not great, not terrible)

matthos tyrell's son (as the books evidence, as little respect as the tyrell's get, they're still very powerful)

harwin strong (higher than frey & tully because rhaenyra is least likely to cheat on him, but the heir to harrenhal is no joke)

forrest frey (waaaa the freys are upjumped. don't care, money talks)

grover tully's son (tullys are pretty weak on their own and don't have great control over their vassals, but they might get some on board)

qoren martell (dorne is nice, but you open up all the hysteria about the realm being taken over by a foreign kingdom, and dorne isn't that powerful)

lord tarly's son (higher than oakheart cause i assume the marcher houses have a stronger martial tradition, so are more valuable if it comes to civil war)

lord oakheart's son (fine, i guess)

amos bracken (either side of the feud is low b/c you just get the other against you, but bracken's higher because he doesn't raise the religious question and blackwoods are more likely to swallow their pride because they hate women less)

samwell blackwood (in my headcanon he's just a huge himbo)

laenor velaryon (gay. let him have his boyfriend in peace)

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youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

Jaime Lannister if I get to be the Lady of Casterly Rock and Westerlands. Fuck only to create an heir and then live wonderfully rich asf.

Oberyn Martell if I get to live in Water Gardens and no need to have children. He has enough. Threesome with Ellaria and Oberyn.

Robb Stark if I want romance and aesthetic nation of winters. Grey Wind as a pet? Cool.

Harwin Strong but way before he ever meets Rhaenyra or we are going to have problems. What he did was treason.

Jon Snow if we are running away to Braavos or Need gives him something.

Daemon Targaryen but I don't wanna be the next Bronze Bitch.