The Definitive Ranking Of Rhaenyra's Marriage Prospects

the definitive ranking of rhaenyra's marriage prospects

aegon (would've been a trainwreck, but for everyone else. rhaenyra and aegon would be evilmaxxing the entire time)

tyland lannister (lord lannister's brother, would be rhaenyra's pet bureaucrat)

jason lannister (yeah he's kind of a dick but he's still lord lannister)

daemon (through gritted teeth. he got her another dragon, KL, and harrenhal. not great, not terrible)

matthos tyrell's son (as the books evidence, as little respect as the tyrell's get, they're still very powerful)

harwin strong (higher than frey & tully because rhaenyra is least likely to cheat on him, but the heir to harrenhal is no joke)

forrest frey (waaaa the freys are upjumped. don't care, money talks)

grover tully's son (tullys are pretty weak on their own and don't have great control over their vassals, but they might get some on board)

qoren martell (dorne is nice, but you open up all the hysteria about the realm being taken over by a foreign kingdom, and dorne isn't that powerful)

lord tarly's son (higher than oakheart cause i assume the marcher houses have a stronger martial tradition, so are more valuable if it comes to civil war)

lord oakheart's son (fine, i guess)

amos bracken (either side of the feud is low b/c you just get the other against you, but bracken's higher because he doesn't raise the religious question and blackwoods are more likely to swallow their pride because they hate women less)

samwell blackwood (in my headcanon he's just a huge himbo)

laenor velaryon (gay. let him have his boyfriend in peace)

People seem to not know how old writers are when they make their stories.

Stephanie Meyer wrote Twilight in 2003, at age 29

Cassandra Clare started writing Mortal Instruments in 2004, at age 31

Rick Riordan published Percy Jackson & the Olympians, the book about 12yrolds, at age 41

George R. R. Martin published A Game of Thrones, at age 48

You can’t even use the “but fanfiction isn’t real writing” argument because of how many fanfiction turn movies there is. They are clearly enough of a story to be made into published books.

Anna Renee Todd’s After series was a Harry Styles fanfiction, which was published in 2014, when she was 25

E.L. James Fifty Shades of Grey series was a Twilight fanfiction, which was published in 2011, when she was 48

Mortal Instruments was a Harry Potter fanfiction.

Why must they act like After someone turns 20 their life ends, like people can’t have hobbies???

Just remembered this bit from TGC's interview for Esquire published back in October 2022:

and now my hopes for hearing the cast discussing their characters in the promo materials before the season comes out are nearly dead. HBO most likely won't let them say anything (spoilery or not).

So for now we better brace ourselves for more "Let's have TG and TB fight each other" and/or retellings of character arcs from season 1.

And now some positivity:

1. We can still have the photoshoot pics;

2. There is hope that when the season at last comes out we will feast. They better let the actors speak their minds in the interviews.

You don't know the half of the abuse.

Oh and I can already imagine a scene where Lyanna refuses to ride with anyone but her own horse and probably outrun them and they get impressed while you all here pathetically think she would be either screaming for help or even feeling sorry of elia. George is truly cruel for ripping us from seeing you flipping.

Daenaera and Jaehaera