Bezierballad - Oops My Hand Slipped

assorted scribblenauts (reposted)

"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"

"MARIO IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!"

"THAT'S RIGHT, HE PULLED HIS FUCKING PLUMBER PANTS DOWN, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE! AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS 'this-a big!' AND I SAID 'THAT'S DISGUSTING!'"

"SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM: MARIO, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS MUSHROOM EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!"

(explosion)

"YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, ALL SPIKES ALL SCALES! LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!"

"HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER FIRE PISS!"

"EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. I'M GONNA GO BIGGER. I'M PISSING ON BROOKLYN!"

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, PLUMBER BROS?! I PISSED ON BROOKLYN, YOU IDIOTS!"

"YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING CITY! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU, TOO!"

I have an Ao3 now

And I just posted my first Smash Ultimate fanfic

SUPER PRINCESS PEACH FANS RISE UP WE'RE HERE AND BACK IN BUSINESS!!

Have those types of people even played any of the Kid Icarus games? Especially Uprising. Pit may be a quirky lil' bean, but he literally kicks the literal God of the Underworld's ass.

Day 67 of saying random stuff until a new Kid Icarus

You know my least favorite part of Kid Icarus shipping fanfics? It's not even the ships themselves, it's how the fics protray Pit.

Usually in most fanfics, he's, to quote TV Tropes, "Flanderized as a girly wuss who can't do anything" and I agree. All the Link x Pit fanfics I've read really makes him like that.

It's fine making Pit an Uke or whatever, but at least give him some of his original personality. Where's his eagerness to fight, his energy, and his ability to be snarky when he wants to?

Also please stop making him as "an innocent little bean that doesn't know about adult fun time". We already know he knows what that is. That time with Palutena in Chapter 2 and Magnus in Chapter 18 was proof enough.

Anyways sorry for ranting. I just really hate it when fanfics do this.