Assorted Scribblenauts (reposted)

assorted scribblenauts (reposted)

I'm dying at this shot. Like Amanda are you okay—

I love how angry the boys look when Bowser tries to “win” Peach back lmao

They’re like “bro she don’t want you stfu already”

Look, I get it.

I get that many people simp over Angel Dust, or at least find him attractive in some way, shape, or form. That alone is fine.

But every time I see something along the lines of “Everyone else says that Angel Dust is gay, but since I ship him with (insert female OC/character here), I say he’s bi!” I'm sorry, but I can’t help but groan.

Guys, Angel Dust is gay. Not bi, not pan, gay. As in, only experiences actual sexual attraction (keep those three words in mind) to those who are the same gender as him. As in, he’s only attracted to men.

“But he and Vaggie were dating in the early concepts of Zoophobia, it still counts!” you know what, I don’t give a shit. It’s true that Angel Dust was planned to be either straight or bisexual in the Zoophobia days, but those were the Zoophobia days. This is Hazbin Hotel, aka the official canon version of all these characters we ended up getting. Like all the rest of the characters we all know and love today, Angel Dust has been through changes, and it’s been officially decided that he’s homosexual.

Now I know there’s people out there saying “he’s willing to have sex with a woman so technically he could be bi with a male preference.” Yes, he’s willing to have sex and sleep around with anyone. That is, if they pay him to, as in he works as a prostitute.

Angel Dust charges female clients extra for a reason. If a male client and a female client were to offer him the same amount of money for a night of sexy fun in return, chances are he will choose the male client. Not because “he’s bisexual but prefers men” but because he’s just not sexually attracted to women. He’s not being sexist or misogynistic here either; if you were homosexual and you were asked to bang someone of the opposite sex, would you do it? Probably not. Would you do it if you were promised money in return? Well, apparently Angel Dust would.

Angel Dust can have sex with any person of any gender who pays him to. But that does not mean he’s automatically sexually attracted to anyone who sleeps with him, let alone a female.

This stuff applies to Vaggie as well, who’s not only canonically dating Charlie but is confirmed to be lesbian. Despite this, I’ve seen at least a few people shipping her with Angel Dust. I enjoy Vaggie and Angel Dust shenanigans, but why does it have to be a romantic relationship? Why not just a platonic frenemies situation? I don’t know about y'all, but I’d like to see some more gay-lesbian solidarity.

If you want to pair Angel Dust with someone of the opposite sex (as in your OC or some other canon character), fine. More power to you. People might have an issue with you doing so, but fine. But no matter how you try and shape it or headcanon or what your opinions on a character’s sexuality are, you can’t change what’s confirmed to be canon. Say he’s bisexual or straight all you want, but Angel Dust is still going to be canonically homosexual.

TLDR; Angel Dust is canonically gay. Stop pretending he's not.

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