This Is A Paul Matthews Protecting His Friends Appreciation Post

this is a paul matthews protecting his friends appreciation post

BILL

he tries to hold his hand

and i guess he failed to protect bill

CHARLOTTE

and finally

EMMA

so all the tin can brothers productions are canonically set in the same universe. flopstoppers is all about time travel so time travel is canonically possible in the tcb extended universe, which makes it possible for time travel to exist in spies are forever. time travel is ALSO canon in the hatchetfield universe ala nightmare time “time bastard”. THEREFORE, spycoffee is canon because curt could time travel to the future on a mission and meet paul and go “i could make him worse (gay)”

richie lipschitz is one of those characters where i have had the thought “they’re boyfriends” about almost every man he interacts with on stage

Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins are everything to me. They are soulmates and find each other in every universe but they almost never get past the awkwardly flirting stage before the world ends. They are both losers. They find each other every time an apocalypse commences. They are the only normal people in the whole universe. They are doomed by the narrative. They hate musicals. He tips her 5 dollars and she spits on everyones coffee. They are Orpheus and Eurydice coded. They are a spark that never turns into fire. They are intimate but don't like labels. They are the only constant thing in every timeline. They are what it could have been but never meant to be. They meet in that coffee shop again and again forever. He'll order a black coffee and she'll ask him for his name. And the loop will start all over again.

paul used to babysit alice and if u think that never ended in paul falling asleep on the couch after putting her to bed, and then bill coming home and experiencing complex emotions? ur missing out