Paul Used To Babysit Alice And If U Think That Never Ended In Paul Falling Asleep On The Couch After

paul used to babysit alice and if u think that never ended in paul falling asleep on the couch after putting her to bed, and then bill coming home and experiencing complex emotions? ur missing out

Most normal citizens of Japaifornia

heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

You’d think a line that goes as hard as, “I won’t appeal to your sense of Justice because I don’t know what your Justice is. But I will appeal to your sense of Wrath,” was Shakespeare. But nope, that was Griffin McElroy at it again.

what groupchat did this get shared to why did i just get three comments in the hour. you can read this fic but you can’t make fun of me for thinking solomon lived thru the show. i wrote it before the proshot and i forgot he died

you're telling me that peter just went on normally after this? after his two best friends were killed by a ghost? you expect me to believe that?