He Keeps Getting Into These Situations

He keeps getting into these situations

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needles sucks so bad I love him. cringefail insecure acupuncture avatar. like toxic masculinity but for creepypasta horrors.

torture the bisexual brunette man some more

So this is at least the second time we've heard Lena say that any food provided by the OIAR needs to be consumed on site. She's either a fairy or a computer program and the cake is a lie. I try to keep my theorizing loose and malleable but if this company food isn't sinister I'll eat my own hat.

(And what was that at the beginning with the coffee not affecting Sam in the way he'd expect?)

not to be delusional but the whole ‘putting out donuts for the new hires’ thing + the insistence that they be consumed on the premises feels a little bit Persephone’s pomegranate seeds-ish somehow