So This Is At Least The Second Time We've Heard Lena Say That Any Food Provided By The OIAR Needs To

So this is at least the second time we've heard Lena say that any food provided by the OIAR needs to be consumed on site. She's either a fairy or a computer program and the cake is a lie. I try to keep my theorizing loose and malleable but if this company food isn't sinister I'll eat my own hat.

(And what was that at the beginning with the coffee not affecting Sam in the way he'd expect?)

hapoy valentines day weirdos. Look in ur attic

people will listen to the "there is no such thing as pure villains or victims" podcast and say "great! I especially loved the part where my favorite characters did no wrong things ever and were purely victimized by all the villainous characters that I hate"

torture the bisexual brunette man some more

the archivist 👁️

none of the oiar employees know they’re in a horror series except alice. who spends every day desperately trying to change the genre to office comedy