Badboneszone - BAD TO THE BONES*

I don’t want to “get better” or “practice self care” I just want cool magic powers like why is that so hard

Gotta love those moments where you’re feeling kinda meh and you know talking to a friend would make you feel better but it’s 4:48 in the morning

actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

I got one that’s “legal” and “loves crypto” :|

So glad to see the porn bot girlies have hobbies now. Aerobics, Handball, sky diving. #Growth