I Dont Want To Get Better Or Practice Self Care I Just Want Cool Magic Powers Like Why Is That So Hard

I don’t want to “get better” or “practice self care” I just want cool magic powers like why is that so hard

Ah yes because when I read fantasy they don’t spend nearly enough paragraphs describing the characters eyes and the many contradictory colors they are

Glowy eyes ideas

Magic user who eyes glow when they’re concentrating hard on something. Doesn’t even have to be while they’re using magic. Just concentrating.

Emotional glowy eyes. Like when they get overly emotional (crying, angry, etc.) their eyes start glowing

Their tears also glow when they cry

Glowing = PAIN. By that I mean it HURTS when their eyes glow. It burns and aches.

Constant headaches/migraines

Flashing when startled

Growing in intensity as their powers crescendo

Politely lurking until I figure out how to turn this hellsite into a hellhome <3

Don’t let Jennifer Armentrout see this

if my girl had an iron deficiency i would simply crack my bones open so she could feed on my marrow btw. if you care

this is why animated kid shows slap

I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that