If Jyggalag Wants To Be Taken Seriously As The God Of Sensible And Boring Things He Might Consider Changing

If Jyggalag wants to be taken seriously as the god of sensible and boring things he might consider changing his name to anything other than Jyggalag

“I was born from the burning embers in which June forged his first creation,” she growled, the words emerging from her throat like the rumbling thunder of a volcano on the brink of erupting. “You don’t get to intimidate me.“

Felani, ancient elvhen blacksmith from "The Rebel's Ascension"

I do just…like I am just obsessed with the fact that Anders was the perfect person to foil Meredith and she had no goddamn reason to even factor him into her schemes because he is the YA protagonist of the dragon age universe. Experienced apostate, battle hardened Grey Warden, super powered spirit healer bonded with the literal embodiment of Justice. The Magical Girl of it all. Like do you ever think in the 10 years Anders was getting people out of the Gallows under Meredith’s goddamn nose like the experienced tactician and commander of troops that he is, she was like: this can’t just be one person. There cannot be one person in Kirkwall that I don’t know about who’s doing this. They’d need the experience of a military commander and more direct access to magic and the fade than my first enchanter, not to mention physically super powered strength, speed and reflexes. That’s not possible. Like no wonder Hawke becomes such a target they’re the only person in the goddamn city cartoonishly competent enough to fit the bill and meanwhile, behind them, Anders is sticking his tongue out at Meredith in the medieval fantasy equivalent of a badly picked outfit from Goodwill pretending his very obvious magical staff is a walking stick. I just, I love him, you know?

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I'm a gnostic atheist. I don't believe in God but every once in a while I astral project up to heaven just to make sure the place is still empty.