Please Tell Me I'm Not The Only One Who Thought That Kentucky Was A Fast Food Brand And Not A Fucking

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought that Kentucky was a fast food brand and not a fucking STATE when they were younger.

Peter : Mr. Stark?

Tony : Yeah, kid?

Peter : I'm.. I'm bah- bise- bahsex-

Tony : Take your time

Peter : *points at MJ and Ned*

Peter : Both

fred got some trust issues to shaggy when he watched scream

Me to my dog : No, grandma said you have to stay outside. I can't let you in. *closes the door*

My dog : *whines*

Me : *opens the door* Welcome

Natasha : Why do you look like that?Bucky, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?

Natasha : Like you’re dead.

Bucky : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Steve : Bucky accidentally called Sam “babe” in front of everyone today.

Bucky : *sobs into the floor*

Ned: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with MJ recently.

Peter: No, Ned, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Ned: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Peter: No! You’re the only one for me.

Ned: Is that so?

Peter: I promise! MJ and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.

Ned: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Peter: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Ned: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Peter: Of course bro!

Ned: Bro...

MJ: What the-