Me To My Dog : No, Grandma Said You Have To Stay Outside. I Can't Let You In. *closes The Door*
Me to my dog : No, grandma said you have to stay outside. I can't let you in. *closes the door*
My dog : *whines*
Me : *opens the door* Welcome
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Your last stop -Caragold
I'm going to advertise this group because I feel like they should be great. And since this is my favourite song from them, I'm just gonna leave it here.
Ned: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with MJ recently.
Peter: No, Ned, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Ned: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Peter: No! You’re the only one for me.
Ned: Is that so?
Peter: I promise! MJ and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.
Ned: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Peter: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Ned: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Peter: Of course bro!
Ned: Bro...
MJ: What the-
Usopp: Relationships should be 50/50. Sanji cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Tony : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Steve : Um...Neat.
*later*
Steve, lying face down on his bed : I said "Neat," Bucky. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Bucky, reading a book : Don't beat yourself up too much, Steve. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sam confessed his love for me?
Steve : Didn't you thank him ?
Bucky : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.