NO CUZ IM SO HAPPY U LIKED MY AWKWARD SHIDOU SOB SOB I Swear I Was So Insecure With It, But I Will Keep

NO CUZ IM SO HAPPY U LIKED MY AWKWARD SHIDOU SOB SOB i swear i was so insecure with it, but i will keep pushing the awkward shidou agenda bcuz i believe outside of soccer he is a little shy bean

shidou but he’s only like That when he’s around other football players, otherwise he’s just a slightly socially awkward dude who has a hard time making friends bc they think he’s “too much”

NO dating experience, never successfully asked someone out (always gets rejected), but he tries!!

ty for introducing me to this concept bc the more thought i put into it the more it makes SENSE bro he defo has no game lol

awkward shidou my beloved <333

I just found your blog and its soo good especially the enemies to lovers series!

Some of these bllk guys rlly be testing ppl's patience sometimes but they way u wrote it is super cute ^^

tyyyy!! ur writing is so lovely!! <333

blue lock boys give me brainrot lmao i would honestly deal with the slander from reo if it meant getting a wink

'HOT' MANAGER + BLLK BOYS

characters: itoshi sae, shidou ryusei, michael kaiser + alexis ness!!

warnings: 'hot' is just a generalizing term, reader's gender not mentioned; not proofread + requests are open ! check pinned post for requesting rules

pt.1 – pt.2 – pt.3

itoshi sae is a guy who doesn't look like is easily attracted to someone. that's why, among everyone i can think of, he is the least affected by how stunning you are. in the beginning, sae didn't even bat an eyelash towards you, as long as you were doing your job right, he didn't see reasons on why he should talk to you. after a while, something started to grow in his heart. maybe it was how you always remembered his orders at random restaurants. how lovely your smile looked while you giggled at him sassying someone. how gorgeous you looked when you wore a copy of his jersey for a promotional event – he wished it was actually his jersey on your body. randomly tells you you're his new significant other and, hopefully, you will be okay with it.

shidou ryusei would definitely be very awkward with his interactions. whenever he sees you around, he walks up to you, throws an arm around your shoulders and makes some comment about your body. unfortunately, he wouldn't seem to pick up hints about that being weird behavior that you would drop. if he actually noticed you don't like his behavior, he will shy away from you, thinking there's no way you would go out with him now. in the end, if you end up enjoying him more for his genuinity, he will be over the moon and immediately ask to kiss you.

michael kaiser will always, and i mean always, flirt with you. but it's not in a regular way, he will be mostly bragging about his own accomplishments and how he did so great in the trainings – you obviously know, since you've been managing the team for a couple of years now. but, something that would really surprise you, he would also compliment your achievements but in a much softer way. plus, he adores to randomly start to play with your hair or clothing parts – loves to pull you close to him by the loops of your jeans. hopes you will accept to date him so you two will be "the hottest couple alive".

alexis ness is a flustered mess. he isn't flustered in the "blush and stuttering" way, actually he gets so much colder and straightforward whenever you enter in the room. don't get me wrong, ness is a major worshipper for you, but he cannot handle how gorgeous and simply beautiful you are in his eyes. whenever you confront him about it, you notice how nervous he gets, fiddles with his fingers and looks at nowhere but you – it makes your job at managing his career much harder. in the end, he randomly walks up to you and blurts out all good adjectives he relates to you with his little triangle smile on his lips and a soft blush on his cheeks.

2022 © content belongs to lehguru, but the characters used on them belong to their respective creators!!

cafe!au blue lock boys

based on this pic!!

yes i know i said i might be writing that otome thing but for now here are cafe au headcanons

it turned out a lot longer than i expected ngl

isagi

despite the fact he’s been working here for the past few months, he’s only trusted with taking orders… the only reason he’s still here is since he’s so tenacious

permanently traumatised from serving after he spilled someone’s entire order all over them, drinks and pastry. 

he and bachira were once left in the kitchen for 10 minutes… they burned literal water and caused the smoke alarm to go off. isagi panicked so much that he forgot to turn the stove off and use the fire blankets and fire extinguishers literally right next to the stove, and instead called the fire brigade. they came only to find a foggy kitchen, a smoking pot, and two men - one of which was standing dangerously close to the flames and another screaming for his mother. 

needless to say, they’re off limits from the kitchen.

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bachira 

hopeless. he got the job purely bc he’s family friends with the owner and now they can’t fire him bc if they did they’d look bad.

all the kids love him and he loves them back - like they share that playful energy. they all swarm to him whenever he’s there. because of this, there is a mass array of 5 star reviews from grateful parents

will steal food from the glass display cabinet whenever he’s hungry. always gets caught by barou but gets away with it

he has godly taste in designs. like the entire store has been bachira certified™

his mother constantly visits the store for the family support!! at least 5 people have assumed they’re siblings LMAO

constantly knocks over tables, chairs, glassware, and crockery. he’s spent the most money on repairs…

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kunigami

one of the rare functioning men around. all rounder - can do cashier (without giving wrong change cough bachira cough), can clean (without causing more mess in the process cough bachira cough), and do ordering (without messing up the orders cough bachira cough)

he’s actually become an impromptu tutor to all the desperately struggling high school students. since he understands their pain he can explain the concepts far better than any of the teachers do. the students always come back with drastically higher grades which makes him so happy

always gets heavily tipped for how nice he is but he feels so guilty about it that he splits the tips evenly across all the working employees that day.

carries all the heavy delivery boxes, builds the new furniture, and installs all the new appliances since the only other person who is trusted to do it is barou and he’s too busy keeping everyone else in rein

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nagi 

only here for the money. does the bare minimum and will try to trick others into doing the work he’s supposed to, when in reality he’s been slacking off the entire shift playing games on his phone. 

messes up a lot of the orders since he mishears the most important parts but for some reason he can remember all the specific small details

surprisingly, he’s actually really good at making drinks. like WOW THIS IS THE BEST COFFEE IVE HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE??? kind of good but he thinks he’s mediocre

there’s a 1 free drink per 3 hour rule for workers in place but nagi is undeterred and just constantly makes heavily caffeinated drinks for himself since he stays up until some ungodly time every day 

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barou

severely underpaid worker who has to put up with all the clownery of the young children around him. on his last straw.

one of the only few allowed inside the kitchen after the various fiascos. has a special pot no one except him is allowed to use. if someone as so much touches it they will get a harsh verbal berating

has to drink at least 3 iced americanos to stay alive every single day since he always gets energy drained from being around the louder workers

it’s regulation to serve in the order they ordered but barou makes sure nice people always get their order faster. once, an extremely rude customer came up and started incoherently screaming at him… so he decided to glare back which absolutely scared the person out of the store.

he wore a maid dress once and went viral EVERYWHERE sales were boosted far up for a good month or so

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chigiri 

pulls in all the local high school students that pass by. he’s gaining notoriety throughout the city for his distinctive long auburn locks that bring envy to all. 

every single day, at least 5 people ask him for his hair routine and he’s so fed up with it that he stores literal print-outs in his apron pockets. he has to restock every break since they’re that popular. at one point he signed one without a second thought - the next thing he saw that morning was a crowd of people gathered outside the cafe and that very signed print on sale for an obscene price

whenever he’s serving, chigiri always eavesdrops on customers… he can recognise countless names from how much the high school gossipers talk

“oh so you’re that one dude who bought his dog to school”

“yeah i remember you. you cheated on that test and got caught, if i remember correctly”

“wait you sound familiar, by any chance did you fall down the stairwell a week ago?”

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reo

trying to figure out a way to make a fortune out of every single thing. he sees billionaire potential everywhere.

“we should trademark these cookies”

“reo we literally stole the recipe from the first link we found on google i don’t think that’s a smart idea”

the only successful financial endeavour he has made was creating an insta acc for the cafe. it has blown up despite being so inactive that they’ve even been kicked out and need a verification code. the problem is that reo’s forgotten which phone number he used and he now has to pay some hacker to let him back in LOL

every shift he brings in a massive plate of fancy sweets made by his chef at home and resells them for a decent price. he will give any regulars a free treat bc according to him “it encourages them to come back”… it actually works

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extra:

aiku - flirts with everyone who walks past the literal cafe door. age, gender, appearance - it all doesn’t matter. as long as you are an alive human being he will flirt with you. this took a dark turn when his mother walked in… she excused both herself and aiku before scolding him in the bathroom. everyone in the cafe heard him get lectured

kaiser - he basically lives in the kitchen since he can’t stop boasting to the poor customers. pretty good at making drinks but he makes a godly Franzbrötchen. he learned how to make it from his mother when he was very young and ever since he’s just been gifted at the art. however, he is absolutely terrible at any other type of pastry… an eye for an eye ig

ness - can do basically anything. he performs magic tricks for fun but gets paid by the watching patrons. all the kids find his :> grin super cool and he’s been asked to smile at them multiple times. ness is the one who reality checks everyone whenever they’re getting close to any limits, and this has saved the cafe’s reputation on many occasions

rin - gets absolutely babied by all the local grandmas around. they all tip him well and always bring him a surprise every time they come in, and sae’s always jealous of it. he’s cold but isn’t willing to admit he has a soft spot for said grandmas and the quiet kids who patiently trail along with their parents. after double checking allergies, rin will tuck in an extra snack for them every time. he will derail the conversation when confronted

sae - disses everyone who doesn’t order a decaf soy milk caramel latte with whipped cream, no caramel, no sugar and a pump of strawberry syrup under his breath, but a third of the time the customers still hear. ness has to come over and do damage control so they’ll forget about it. bc of this, he’s been banned from taking orders. he’ll also give less change to people he doesn’t like… sae that isn’t how it works

yukimiya - at least 2 photographers/scouters will show up to the cafe every day, order a few drinks and ask him to model. yuki shoots them down every single time but he just can’t figure out why they can’t catch a hint. he also gets confessed to so much that he’s running out of polite sincere ways to reject them. if he as so much says something vaguely blunt he’ll feel bad about it the rest of the day

𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙇𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨

+ To BLUELOCK : A heartfelt confession for you!

Warning! You might get your heart broken. Will you still proceed?

@ PRINCECHARMING?? - 50% Chance 

“I could your feel your sincerity so…”

Quite understanding and would even give you a kind smile in return to your courageous confession. Patiently hears you out and might even take a while to think about it if they’re a bit interested. Could go both ways with this one!! They could either nicely reject you or actually agree, but either way its a façade of a Prince because who knows what they actually think deep down…

Noa, Barou, Ness, Chigiri, Kunigami, Kurona, Niko, Yukimiya, Julien, Nagi

@ CINNAMONROLL - 80% Chance 

“Who? What? Me??”

Here’s our shy boy category! Not as experienced but would be pleasantly surprised to hear about your feelings. They’re pretty much the all-around package, but usually, aren’t the most popular ones. Likely to accept your feelings as long as they feel the same way! But even if you do get rejected it’s as sugar-coated as possible (most likely because they have their eyes on someone else or focused on football).

Isagi, Tokimitsu, Nanase

@ SUGARRUSH - 90% Chance

“Sounds fun. I’ll see ya there~”

Personified version of a rollercoaster because you’re in for a ride. They’re usually down for some fun, but not in a playboyish type of way. Maybe it’s just more entertaining to go to an aquarium with someone else! Perhaps, some of the things they do are questionable, but they can be very sweet! They might not even see this as a being a romantic couple but rather as a couple of close friends down for an adventure.

Bachira, Raichi, Gagamaru, Shidou

@ HOTSHOT - 5% Chance

“Get in line then? See my manager for the sign up sheet.”

Their nonchalant attitude breaks your heart not by turning you down right away but by making you realize how disposable you are :( Probably the 5th person today to have confessed to them… and it’s only noon. It’s like the college waitlist: you get put on there and never taken off. They’re used to being the center of attention and are in no desperation to settle.

Kaiser, Reo, Aryu, Shidou, Karasu, Luna, Adam Blake

@ ICEPRINCE - 0% Chance 

“Don’t waste my time.”

Feelings? Disgusting. Emotions? Never heard of it. A rejection that’s blunt and straight to the point. He used to be nicer about the rejections, but since they’ve become more and more common, it’s just become a hassle. Somehow even with their cold reputation, they still get dozens of confessions a week. At least he doesn’t string you along and give you false hope?

Sae, Rin, Nagi, Kunigami

@ PLAYBOY - 20% Chance 

“Does Tuesday evening work? Ah, wait how about Wednesday noon instead? Already got a date on Tuesday.” 

Just here for a good time not a long time! Their calendar is filled with different locations and times for dates (learned their lesson after mixing them up and getting yelled at). You can fix him! or so you tell yourself. If you just want a nice time for a while and don’t mind getting your heart broken, then why not?

Aiku, Otoya, Lavinho, Sendo

you ever get a comment that makes you want to reread your fic ?? it’s like ‘dang u liked it that much?? lemme go look’