To All My Aroace Bretheren Out There Who Are In Need Of This

to all my aroace bretheren out there who are in need of this

Credit: @sirompp(ik you dont have to credit but i would feel super bad if i didnt)

WHAT THE HELL NOOO

LOSING IT 😭😭

DSMP CHARACTER SHIT

so. one of my recent posts was abt the song monster. and i said that the verses reminded me of dsmp characters. so i'm putting the verses all together and showing you what i mean.

Verse One: The Cyclops(Techno) Is the cyclops struck with guilt when he kills? Is he up in the middle of the night? Or does he end my men to avenge his friend And then sleep knowing he has done him right?

Verse Two: The Witch(Niki) When the witch turns men to pigs to protect her nymphs is she going insane? Or did she learn to be colder when she got older And now she saves them the pain?

Verse Three: The God(Dream) When a god comes down and makes a fleet drown Is he scared that he's doing something wrong? Or does he keep us in check so we must respect him And now no one dares to piss him off?

Verse Four: The Soldier(Wilbur) Does a soldier use a wooden horse to kill sleeping Trojans 'cause he is vile? Or does he throw away his remorse and save more lives with guile? Verse Five: The Monster(Tommy) If I became the monster, and threw that guilt away Would that make us stronger? Would it keep our foes at bay? If I became the monster to everyone but us And made sure we got home again Who would care if we're unjust? If I became the Monster Oh, ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves Monster And deep down I know this well I lost my best friend(Tubbo) I lost my mentor(Wilbur), my mom(Kristen) Five hundred men gone(the l'manbulgarian soldiers), this can't go on I must get to see Penelope(Tubbo) and Telemachus(Ranboo_ So if we must sail through dangerous oceans and beaches I'll go where Poseidon(Dream) won't reach us And if I gotta drop another infant(bombs) from a wall In an instant so we all don't die Then I'll become the Monster I will deal the blow And I'll become the Monster Like none they've ever known So what if I'm the Monster Lurking deep below? I must become the Monster And then we'll make it home Monster Penelope(Tubbo) Monster Telemachus(Ranboo) Monster Oh, ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves Monster I'll become the monster

If you don’t mind i would like to adopt this headcannon

c!Tubbo with hearing aids because yes - headcanons

Tubbo needed to get hearing aids after Techno blew him up, he hated it at first but when he found out he can just turn off someone while there speaking, he started to like it.

He used to sit alone in his office, hearing aids off, listening to nothing after he exiled Tommy.

Thinking about c!Tubbo working over at burger van, being so done with the customers so he just turns off his hearing aids.

Tubbo was trying to make one for Michael, when Ranboo found out he only hears on one ear. It sadly didn’t work but he still tries sometimes…

After Dream escaped from prison Tubbo broke his hearing aids, he didn’t want to hear the sirens from fear.

GOOD ROMANCE SONGS

bc popular ones kinda suck

Mystery Of Love by Sufjan Stevens(ignoring where it came from) All I Want Is You by Barry Louis Polisar When The Day Met The Night by Panic! At The Disco Anyone Else But You by The Moldy Peaches(this one is up to interpretation) Song Of Patroclus by Sope From Eden by Hozier Heather by Conan Gray(good for one-sided crushes) All Dolled Up by The Orion Experience(for queer, established relationships) The Way I Feel Inside by The Zombies Ma Belle Evangeline My Jinji by Sunset Rollercoaster

c!quackcicle and patrochilles

yup. back again. so, because I'm fucking mentally ill, i'll be talking about the "they were best friends" ships from two of my favorite fandoms. C!QUACKCICLE y'all are gonna hate me for this, but C!Charlie and C!Quackity were kinda boyfriend coded. they had so much chemistry, and I feel like they had feelings for eachother. And then i go into the fandom thinking that everyone would think of them the same way i did, but...no? Most of the people i saw were saying that they were really good friends, and no? They weren't just friends(maybe not BOYFRIENDS but I believe that they at least had feelings for eachother), at least not to me? And I'm not saying that male relationships can't be close, look at C!Tommy & C!Tubbo. It's mostly whatever, I can always find TNTduo content(it's my guilty pleasure, and it might've worked if not for C!Wilbur being an egotistical asshole and C!Quackity being so closed off). But it gets me riled up from time to time. PATROCHILLES(I have less to say abt them) So, most people agree that they were in love with eachother. But, there are still some who say they were just good friends(history hates lovers, anyone) so, I'm giving y'all quotes. (translation by Samuel Butler) "Patroclus has fallen - he whom I valued more than all others, and love dearly as my own life? I have lost him." (translation by Stanley Lombardo) "But I'm going now to find the man who destroyed my beloved - Hector." (translation by William Henry Rouse) "Now I will go and find the destroyer of that dear life, Hector!" "You will never have me back again, I shall never go home---for I have no desire myself to live and remain among men, unless I may kill Hector first with my own spear and make him pay the death-price for Patroclos Menoitiadês!" so, yeah. Patroclus & Achilles were gay, C!Quackcicle were ambiguous, but I believe that there were feelings, and that's my ramblings!