DSMP CHARACTER SHIT

DSMP CHARACTER SHIT

so. one of my recent posts was abt the song monster. and i said that the verses reminded me of dsmp characters. so i'm putting the verses all together and showing you what i mean.

Verse One: The Cyclops(Techno) Is the cyclops struck with guilt when he kills? Is he up in the middle of the night? Or does he end my men to avenge his friend And then sleep knowing he has done him right?

Verse Two: The Witch(Niki) When the witch turns men to pigs to protect her nymphs is she going insane? Or did she learn to be colder when she got older And now she saves them the pain?

Verse Three: The God(Dream) When a god comes down and makes a fleet drown Is he scared that he's doing something wrong? Or does he keep us in check so we must respect him And now no one dares to piss him off?

Verse Four: The Soldier(Wilbur) Does a soldier use a wooden horse to kill sleeping Trojans 'cause he is vile? Or does he throw away his remorse and save more lives with guile? Verse Five: The Monster(Tommy) If I became the monster, and threw that guilt away Would that make us stronger? Would it keep our foes at bay? If I became the monster to everyone but us And made sure we got home again Who would care if we're unjust? If I became the Monster Oh, ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves Monster And deep down I know this well I lost my best friend(Tubbo) I lost my mentor(Wilbur), my mom(Kristen) Five hundred men gone(the l'manbulgarian soldiers), this can't go on I must get to see Penelope(Tubbo) and Telemachus(Ranboo_ So if we must sail through dangerous oceans and beaches I'll go where Poseidon(Dream) won't reach us And if I gotta drop another infant(bombs) from a wall In an instant so we all don't die Then I'll become the Monster I will deal the blow And I'll become the Monster Like none they've ever known So what if I'm the Monster Lurking deep below? I must become the Monster And then we'll make it home Monster Penelope(Tubbo) Monster Telemachus(Ranboo) Monster Oh, ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves Monster I'll become the monster

HELL YES. Look, I don't listen to Dolly's music, but she ACTUALLY built herself up from the ground.

ok let's make something very clear: Taylor Swift is not a baddie.

she a spoiled white woman who grew up very wealthy and who's individual carbon footprint is larger than the entirety of some small nations.

you know who is a southern baddie? Dolly Parton.

grew up in absolute poverty in a shack with dirt floors

(TS has a rich family and spent every Xmas in NYC)

modeled her style after the town trollop, who she thought was the most beautiful woman in the world, and embraced her sexuality.

(TS retains the image of the young innocent virgin white girl despite being 35 years old and every one of her songs is about a man)

wrote a song about the stupidity of the American work system

(TS is a billionaire with two private jets)

has supported the queer community for decades even through some of its darkest times like the AIDS crisis

(TS uses the queer community like a prop)

started a scientific organization to help cure viruses like AIDS and that even helped develop the Covid vaccine

(TS made the last superbowl all about her becauses she was dating one of the players)

has run a charity since 1995 that sends millions of books to children in poverty, particularly the rural south where she grew up

(TS has done nothing for the south and its problems despite her southern belle persona)

"But she told off Trump! Thats something!"

Honey thats the absolute bare minimum.

That's telling someone 'bless you' after they sneeze.

That's holding the door open for someone in a wheelchair.

Thats waving back to a little kid when they wave at you.

It takes 0 risk and 0 effort and should not be a point of praise.

"Well her southern fans and sponsors didn't like it."

So? Woman is a billionaire with connections all over the world. She literally doesn't need them.

Bottom line: Taylor Swift remains an egotistical bourgeoisie white cunt who should be known for her pollution levels instead of her mid music.

While Dolly remains the bad bitch she's been since the 1970s.

WHAT THE HELL NOOO

LOSING IT 😭😭

Listen, y'all. she ain't the lesbian/feminist icon you think she is. go listen to girl in red.

reblog if you’re a proud red flag 🚩

If you don’t mind i would like to adopt this headcannon

c!Tubbo with hearing aids because yes - headcanons

Tubbo needed to get hearing aids after Techno blew him up, he hated it at first but when he found out he can just turn off someone while there speaking, he started to like it.

He used to sit alone in his office, hearing aids off, listening to nothing after he exiled Tommy.

Thinking about c!Tubbo working over at burger van, being so done with the customers so he just turns off his hearing aids.

Tubbo was trying to make one for Michael, when Ranboo found out he only hears on one ear. It sadly didn’t work but he still tries sometimes…

After Dream escaped from prison Tubbo broke his hearing aids, he didn’t want to hear the sirens from fear.

My little blorbo, my always favorite

He could blow up the entire world and I would still be his number 1 apologist