Anexistingexistence - A Living, Breathing Existential Crisis

UMM HELLO WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MILO💀💀 “the anthill in my garden”😭😭

Nonononono I love Milo, he's great but Fool! Milo? I want that man six feet under. I don't know why but his whole deal makes me want to grab him by the collar and relocate him into my neighbor's garden like I want to do with that stupid anthill

Actually no, I do know why I don't like him, it's because I don't like characters who think they're oh so fucking great just because they either have money or are powerful (see: my rant about wanting Blake dead). Like regular Milo is great, I love him to death, but I just want to hit Fool! Milo over the head with a toaster yk? Like maybe a slight concussion will give him a personality outside of "Oh look at me I fuck good and I am so strong and special unhhh"

I am but a guy ❌️

I am but a girl ❌️

I am but an eldritch horror beyond mortal comprehension - the essence of a potted plant within a prison of flesh and blood bound to forever be the victim of my own torture whilst confusing and scaring mortal onlookers who don't dare to question how a thing such as I came into being. ✔️

Going back through playlists I made for characters of an old abandoned WIP and now I'm having flashbacks and regrets

Describing Redacted characters in one sentence or less (brackets don't count) but it gets progressively less comprehensive part two: Fooliverse Edition [for the original post go here]

Guy: Anyone working minimum wage ever

Gavin: An overheating mee-cro-wah-vey

David: UwU but with less attitude

James: Head pats

Anton: Cure for acne

Milo: The reason I will be convicted for murder because oh my god I want to kill this man so badly it's not even healthy anymore (for legal reasons this is a joke) That one anthill in my garden that's been bothering the shit out of me

[Also, because he didn't exist in the first post:

Porter: Sticking the straw into the bottom of the Capri Sun because you're a little freak]