My Cat Wishes Everyone A Merry Christmas And Very Comfortable Holidays

My cat wishes everyone a Merry Christmas and very comfortable holidays

Darlin', scrubbing Bright's hair in the bathtub: You have to stop falling off rooftops, dude. Or-

Bright Eyes, who's heard this same lecture a dozen times already: "or at least get the mud off of ya before it dries and gets all crusty" yeah yeah, I know.

Darlin': Well if you know it so damn well then maybe you should start doing that.

Bright Eyes: [OnO]

//Since their turning, Bright has not been the most comfortable with physical touch/intimacy. Darlin' is the only exception//

Darlin': Or, you know, if you actually went out of the forest-y bits of town, you just might split your skull on the concrete. Your brains and blood are gonna be even more difficult to get out of your hair.

Bright Eyes, with a way too wide grin: I-

Darlin': Hey! ... Do you plan to put ten bucks in your suicide joke jar today?

Bright Eyes: William's not given me my allowance yet.

Darlin': Exactly. So hush it.

//They're both not exactly sure why//

Is this like creating an alter ego that ten years from now is going to haunt me in my nightmares

Anyway hi I'm niinginc apparently

Also I highly recommend everyone to look up whatever abomination they create with this because

This is what I found by looking up "niiginc"

@ashisgoingcrazy even if you're not gonna do this at least look at this newspaper from 1885

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

I still haven't dropped the grudge I have with Vincent knowing that he probably had his SHOES on Lovely's BED when he broke into their home. You think that early Vincent had the DECENCY to take them off before draping himself over Lovely's bed as if he was waiting to be painted? NO CHANCE, MATE.

[incoherent nonsense] ☆S•e•x•u•a•l I•d•e•n•t•i•t•y G•e•n•e•r•a•t•o•r☆ [more incoherent nonsense]

Sunshine

Sam (I know he was in the other one too but I got very lucky here so he gets to show up again)

Darlin' (lovingly)

Damien

Freelancer (purely based on my own oc for them)

Elliott (do not ask)

Vega

William

Milo

Blake (or Kody, your choice)

I have too much fluffy shit already but I would feed my addiction for Badabing and Badaboom plushies

I just listened to The New Jersey Rats don't talk to me I have to recover from that serotonin high for the next 48 hours