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I might remake this...
My first soldier tribute rip...
Cookie Fortress✨🍪
I think many ppl remember about this War Paint^^
Alright! Please correct me if I am wrong, it is really late and I can't think straight.
So, we know that Soldier has lead poisoning, and it was strongly suggested in the comics that it was because he had been drinking the water from the tap instead of the water bottles that Mann.co gives to the Mercenaries.
If that's true, then do you think Soldier could have been a completely normal guy before?
But then there's the fact that the army wouldn't allow him to fight in the war..
So maybe he was a bit insane before becoming a Merc, and then the water just threw all of his normality out the window when he started drinking it?
Or maybe he didn't even want to fight in the war, or maybe he did a bit but then he drank the water to much and I completely broke his brain and made him REALLY want to be a soldier.. maybe he lived in Teuforts when he was young and grew up drinking the lead poisoned water and he's been poisoned his whole life.
As I said, it's quite late, my mind is dying, and I'm probably wrong.
america obsessed women and my sona as an even smellier guy
Stray soldier doodle out of tugging my hair out /hyp
He's got a loving wife he's gotta get to
The "sex criminal" is probably soldier...
Think about it, he has been naked in public on more than one occasion. Public indecency can put you on the sex offender list. Our honey-covered exhibitionist is the sex criminal.
sun tzu also once said: "you have to let your friends hit it from behind, for that is the best way to strengthen your warrior's bond"