Michal Krizanek - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

Krizo, you fucking hero

This man is just 100% GOALS for me.

I struggle to put it into words... but every time I see him flexing in his latest post, working out on YouTube, or eating the most godawful looking meal of boiled chicken and rice in his insta story, I can’t help but smile and get this huge surge of motivation.

Already shaving my head to be like him, now I just need to put another 100 lbs of roided meat onto my frame.

I fucking love this man!

Hands down the bodybuilder who makes my dick twitch the most (discounting the trensluts who are happy to get it ALL out on cam).

This clip was taken after a heavy delt workout, and judging by the sheer size of those roid-engorged cannonballs, I believe it. And check out that forearm-wrist ratio... it reminds me of a fucking traffic cone.

An absolutely stunning mountain of roided man meat.

MEAT PRIDE

More is MORE.

NOTHING else matters.

Get fucking HUGE.

The silhouette of Steroidal Masculinity in motion.

The wider-than-is-comfortable stance forced upon him by his huge thighs. The shake of his calves as each foot thuds against the floor.

The bulbous lats erupting from his tank top. The brief moment when the woman walks past allowing us to really appreciate the sheer size of this brute.

Any wonder I’ve dedicated my life to the pursuit of hyper masculinity.

Any wonder this man is my hero.

Goddamn this dude is beautiful.

When your delts get so big they end up creating a crease between your shoulder and bicep, that’s when you know you’re on the right track.

This is what the male body craves. This is what it means to ‘live your best life’.

Men are born to attain ever-greater amounts of muscle. Do not squander the gift you have been blessed with.

Beauty is NOT in the eye of the beholder.

Beauty is, and always will be, Michal Krizanek.

Dude looks like he’s been carved from the purest marble. Never mind the normally-unavoidable roid zits or ingrown hairs we all get, he doesn’t even seem to have a single fucking freckle.

Just a blank canvas, sealed like a vacuum over his throbbing musculature. Oink.

I advise that you try to ignore the grunts coming from this roidbull for a minute. If you’re anything like me, they’ll have you emptying your balls before the video is even finished.

Instead, I want you to focus of the sheer thickness of Krizo when viewed side-on. Use his head to give you a sense of scale. The dude is a fucking monster. The amount of meat around his shoulders is fucking obscene.

As men, we all have our highest concentration of androgen receptors in this region, which explains why bathing yourself in steroids really makes this area ‘pop’.

Delts, traps, pecs and upper back: Krizo shows us what they’re supposed to look like.

Krizo, if you happen to spend much time on tumblr and see this, please make my fantasies come true and grow a beard.

Combining THAT much steroidal beef with your skinhead and a great, big, androgen-fuelled beard would make my fucking year.

Hyper-masculinity at its finest!

OINK! What an absolute roidpig.

As if it wasn’t enough to pop a 20+ inch front double bi pose and fill the room with the heady scent from his pits, he then spreads those gargantuan thighs, adding the pheromones that pour from his crotch into the mix as well.

Outstanding Michal. What a fucking hero this Man is.

When a Man dedicates his life to bodybuilding and saturates every fibre of his being in anabolics, we should give thanks.

Thanks for his beauty.

Thanks for his superiority.

Thanks for his masculinity.

Thanks for his perfection.

It shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone that I think Michal is one of the hottest Men to have every graced planet Earth. Dude never fails to make my jaw drop and my dick twitch.

You have to admire him for pushing his body so hard, for showing us what it takes to be a Man, for acting as a shining beacon of the beauty of steroids.

Could this Man get any better?!

If I’m being hypercritical, then yes - I would love to see him go full skinhead. But hopefully a few more years of pumping his ass full of gear will take care of that.

Shoulder day for Krizo means another opportunity to show the rest of us what it means to be a Man nowadays.

If you can drag your gaze away from his incredible deltoid for one second, take a look at the size of his wrist for comparison. The spectacle of a properly nourished Man truly is a sight to behold.

This Man should be a role model to each and every one of us. Pursue muscle. Nothing else. Do not squander the gift afforded to you by your Y chromosome. Nurture it. Dedicate you live to anabolism. What could matter more than that?

And if you ever feel your commitment waning, return here and take another look at Krizo. Who could ever hope to achieve more in life than he already has?

“Too big” does not exist

Krizo is breathtakingly big here. It’s not just the monumental bicep peaks, it’s the sheer heft of his triceps too. It’s the depth of those pits. Its the size of his forearms.

But make no mistake, as close as this Man already is to absolute perfection, he can be made better still. How? By getting bigger, of course.

This isn’t some warped view that I’m trying to impose on others. This is merely the mentality that drives every bodybuilder. It is the essence of what it means to be a bodybuilder.

Despite the fact Krizo is close to 300 lbs of solid muscle in the off season, he still pushes harder and further. Because he knows the truth:

300 is great. But 310 is better...

And as good as 310 is, 320 is better still…

Yup, exactly what he said…

Our hero Michal knows the score. He isn’t afraid to publicise one of the founding principles of hyper-masculinity to every single one of his 222,000+ followers.

Michal learned long ago that Men have one purpose in life: the pursuit of ever more muscle. From a young age, he realised that trying to deny this would be an insult to his Y chromosome. Michal accepts the irrefutable truth that a Man can NEVER have too much muscle.

And now, thanks to the heroic endeavours of this legend, we all get to witness what the pinnacle of hyper masculinity looks like.

I salute you, Michal.

You are everything I want to be.

The beauty of bodybuilding is that it is not comfortable.

Bodybuilding is unnatural.

We’re trying to make our body do something it doesn’t want to do.

It’s going to be uncomfortable.

You just gotta do it.